"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

A little turtle who likes to write

Ooooh! Butunz!

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

Just another atheist bisexual brony/furry clopper with a shitty family, suicidal tendencies, and a need to masturbate to... things... at least 2 times a day.

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

When I'm not ferrying the dead across the river Styx, I'm reading pony fics.

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots. | You Like? Join the Raccoon Feeders or buy me a kofi.

I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

I specialize in darker and gorier stories because I've seen the real deal, and I need an outlet.

Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN A BREAD SLOT??

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

I like crossovers

I write when I'm motivated, which, I am disappointed in myself to say, is few and far between, so don't expect chapters often. I'm also a sub par HiE writer that occasionally writes other things.

Just an average gamer brony.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings*. (“Failings” include but not limited to, murder, sacrificing people, necromancy, and awakening a giant eldritch god.)

I mainly write Equestria At War fics, but other things too. If you have story ideas or requests, just send me a message.

Voice actor and writer.

Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.

I'm a brony Fanfic Writer and I hope to become a great writer in the fandom! Been a brony ever since 2010. Full Time Fanfic Writer/ Part Time YouTuber! Youtube Channel:Element 115 Productions

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

Just here to make some clopfics for others to enjoy.

I don't write much, but it's a nice past-time. I'm not committed to what i write much, often taking month long hiatus.

Hello. I'm MisterEdd and a horse is a horse of course of course.

Also an Author-Character Chrysalis, Alternate Universe Chrysalis, and Bug-Horse Succubus Chrysalis.

Current user and of Criticizer (Dec, 25, 2018-present) Former user (April, 4th-Dec, 25, 2018) Not joking. It's true.

Chaos lover, Interdimensional fan and bad writer. Join my Discord Server

Roses are red, violets are blue. The only canon seasons, are one and two.

I write and read, mostly read. I’m more active on Discord nowadays so don’t expect much from me.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Yay whit it!!!

I am hate, I am fear, I am sorrow, I am DESPAIR!!!!!!!!

Improvement is a dire mistress.

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

Writing wrongs.