I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Why am I a rarijack shipper again? Oh, yeah....

I like ponies.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

i arts, and apparently write.

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

"You think you know me..."

I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

I also draw pretty pictures :3

I'm not very good at writing stories, but I love reading them. I am a recovering Grammar Nazi and I believe that AppleDash is life. PM me if you want me to edit your story.

Retired USAF MSgt. Iraq Vet with an AARP card (Scared the Marines with it twice!)

"Cathredral bells struck by lightning, and in the clamour, hear their name." — Aragon

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

do not mistake peace for quiet

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

Co-host and editor of the Pony 411 podcast! I also regularly feature fics on it.

What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutiemark?

You may also know me as "Youtube, All I want to do is watch a video, Stop making me update" or "Buck Testa"

AO3: CokeBottlesAndRoses

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

My heart will always belong to Princess Luna

Be kind to your friends. she/her, trans

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Hey! I like Derpy. And butts. And Derpy's butt. Other butts are cool too, though. ~TOOWC

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Fats writer, come here for the big blorps.

An alt account for cloppy bits!

I write emo romance stories about Spike, listen to music that should have died with MySpace and play a lot of Final Fantasy 14. That's about it.