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Twilight Glimmer


ALL HAIL THE PRINCESS OF READING! SHE WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL IF YOU DON’T LIKE BOOKS!

Jan
21st
2020

And I thought Mondays sucked · 3:14am Yesterday

No title again, because that went so well last time. (You know what, I’m just going to apologize for my apathy being an a$$ in advance.)

Remember how I said I hate auditions?

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Jan
20th
2020

Everything Wrong with Twilight Glimmer in however long it takes to read this · 1:33am Monday

1. I stole this idea from BradyBunch

2. My family makes a lot of money, so I’m pretty spoiled.

3. I watch Teen Titans Go! regularly, and enjoy it.

3.5. I wasn’t old enough to care about the original Teen Titans when it aired.

4. I accidentally called my Samsung an iPhone once.

5. I don’t have an iPhone.

6. I used to call my iPod Touch an iPhone to make me feel better about not having a phone.

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Jan
16th
2020

Good news · 2:43am Last Thursday

So, 3 more exams, 1 more project, and a show choir competition. If I get Bs and higher, on everything, I get to keep my computer and get my tablet back, which means I can post more often. anything below a 78 and my GPA will end up being too low. I won’t be able to use my laptop for FiMFiction anymore for the time being. No other work for 1st semester is accepted, and final grades go out on Friday, so at least I’m not drowning in work anymore.

Uh, yeah. Have a nice night.

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Jan
15th
2020

IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ! · 5:52am January 15th

I don’t know what you guys have been seeing in your feeds lately, but if it’s anything like what I’ve seen in mine...

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Jan
12th
2020

"It's fun to get beaten up!" · 8:15pm January 12th

Yep, you read that title correctly.

You see, many people have threatened to beat my a$$ if I say another word to them. And when that happens I smile and smugly wish them luck. It doesn’t happen often, and I can’t make myself care too much when it does. Despite the fact that I’m somewhat tall and look older than I am, people still think that they can fight me successfully. And after describing the situations I’ve been in, I have been told that I should try taking martial arts.

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Jan
12th
2020

I Wrote A Musical (mostly) · 2:04am January 12th

I was laying in my bed at 1 AM, as usual, when I considered what I was going to do for the talent show. I knew I had to do something because everyone was expecting something, and I had no real reason not to. That’s when I thought of a persona I created. Kyla Manchungette. Think of a mix of Spinel from Steven Universe: The Movie, and Harley Quinn from the DC Universe (look them up if you have no clue who I’m talking about, and you should totally watch the SU movie).

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Jan
6th
2020

*inhale · 8:09am January 6th

I’m trying to take it slowly. I’m trying to be my best. I’m trying to be more holy, less bitter and depressed.

You get brownie points if you know what song that is. :)

Okay, thank you to everyone who commented on my last blog post. Yes, I’m doing better than I was that night. Like, a lot. Seriously, I was barely able to function anymore. I should probably talk to someone before it gets that bad next time...

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Jan
5th
2020

I'm Not Fine · 4:20am January 5th

I decided to try 2 new things. Not giving my post a title until it’s done, and not trying to stick to a certain topic. Just letting my thoughts flow in somewhat coherent American English. (This gets pretty long). [I need to censor some words so I don’t get in trouble.]

A few weeks ago, I was talking to one of my friends, and she said something that still replays in my mind.

“Honestly, Noname is so mean to you, I don’t know why you put up with her.”

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Jan
1st
2020

It's 2020 y'all · 7:20am January 1st

“I’m not going down to New York to watch a stupid sparkly ball drop! If you want the experience, I’ll throw you in a dark room and toss a notebook at you!” ~My father

So, of course, I grabbed my unsuspecting 7-year-old brother, put him in my room, shined a flashlight on the ceiling, and tossed my Spanish notebook at him.

What did you expect? :twilightsmile:


Yes, he thought it was funny, he was squealing and giggling his way to his bedroom.

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Dec
25th
2019

Bittersweet · 4:38am Dec 25th, 2019

So, I’m playing a game of Uno against the universe. I have 2 cards, the universe has 8. I play a card and then leave the table to plan something big for my FimFiction followers. When I get back, there’s a Draw 4 card on top of the pile. I take four cards, and the universe declares ‘blue’, and plays a card of that color. I look at my hand and see that I only have one blue card. After I play it, somebody walks right up to the table with a card in their hand and says:

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