Twilight Sparkle had always been great. A great student. A great friend. A great leader. And a great teacher. But that all changes the day her friends die and she finds that the Elements are no longer under her control. A haunting past and an uncertain future leaves Twilight feeling like she has nowhere left to turn, but maybe there's somepony who can change the present and make a better future for everyone.

Thank you to TheAncientPolitizan for editing!

(Cancelled, thanks to all who read and I give full permission for any continuations)(I am also open to the idea of someone adopting this premise)

Might be updated with the intended ending someday.

**THIS IS NOT A JINGLEMAS STORY**

Starlight is about to become the Headmare of the School of Friendship, .She's worried she won't be able to do a good job.

Fortunately for her, Twilight is there to help.

After Canterlot Castle is blown up, Twilight, Luna, and Celestia realized something that they should have noticed long ago.

The Royal Guard SUCKS.

(Takes place right before the MLP movie, when the castle was changed.)

Featured from April 3rd to April 5th!

Starlight has always been a tea drinker. She has never experienced what coffee can do to a pony.

Maybe things should have stayed that way.

A collab with Frosty_Rainbow!

It’s been 500 years since an immortal Princess Twilight Sparkle buried her last friend. Nopony who remembers them is still alive, other than the princesses. Her friends are remembered as the Elements of Harmony and former teachers at the School of Friendship. Their lives are told the way they were written in storybooks.

Twilight is ready to become a legend with them.


Contains triggers such as self-harm and suicide. Viewer discretion heavily advised.

The cover art does not belong to me.

This story is a sequel to You Can’t Eat The Crystal Heart!

After hearing about Celestia and Luna’s retirement, Twilight prepares to destroy Knit Wit.

It’s going to be harder than she thinks.

Different jobs require different kinds of skills...

How do you keep a job if you have no skills?

Knit Wit is back

This story is a sequel to The Moon Is Not Made Out Of Cheese!

Knit Wit is still hungry, and he wants to eat something.

He’s in the mood for some rock candy.

The crystal heart is hard and shiny.

Rock candy is hard and shiny.

That makes the crystal heart rock candy!

Edited by:moonbutters

This story is a sequel to You Can't Extinguish the Sun!

Knit Wit is back from his beach vacation (with a sunburn), and he's hungry.

For a cheese sandwich.

Specifically, a MOON cheese sandwich.

Time to go to Night Court!

Knit Wit is a kind pony who admires the Princesses.

Knit Wit is also an idiot.

He asks Celestia to extinguish the sun.

Madness follows...

Contains: Upset Celestia, brainless ponies, desired use of alcohol, time stopping, and face hoofing.

Featured 3-15-19 to 3-19-19!

UPDATE: I brought back the original beginning. I honestly hated the one I’ve been using for the last 3 months. I like the current one a lot more.