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RoyalBardofCanterlot


I'm Celestia and Luna's personal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my Religion, Love is the Law.

Apr
18th
2019

My Favorite Story of Jesus · 1:19am Yesterday

While we may argue if Jesus was Divine or not He was certainly a man of high moral principles as is demonstrated in the following story.

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Apr
12th
2019

Cozy Glow · 1:38am April 12th

So, like, what's her deal? She's locked in a cage in Pony Hell and just as happy as she can be. And she even made a friendship sculpture. Tartarus has arts and crafts classes. I think it's less a "prison" and more of a summer camp where you're just not allowed to leave.


Also, this is just cute.

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Apr
9th
2019

Gusty the Great · 10:49pm April 9th

From the Royal Historian of Equestria-
There have been two warriors in Equestrian history who have been confused. Gusty the Great, Megan's Companion, and Wing Gust who defended Old Cloudsdale from a Grogar-worshiping cult. Their conflation was a deliberate act of political subterfuge used to bolster a royal Pegasan clan's claim to "blood purity" while still linking themselves to a great warrior.

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Apr
9th
2019

Thoughts On the Season Nine Opening · 8:32pm April 9th

This was a really great, exciting opening. Cozy Glow is not fitting in with the rest of the villain posse and seems frightened of both Grogar and Chrysalis.

Sombra would you like some cheese with that ham? What a hammy, fun villain.

That scene with Rarity bursting into tears over Sweetie Belle was seriously heart breaking.

Sombra took over too easily. But he does seem to be God-level powerful so there is that.

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Apr
7th
2019

*SPOILERS!!!!!* · 2:09am April 7th

For those who don't want spoilers




Still here? Great.





One of these is not like the other.

One of these does not belong.

Can you tell me which one of these is not like the other

before I finish this song?

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Apr
5th
2019

Out of Season, But Cute · 3:08am April 5th

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Apr
2nd
2019

Leaked Image From Season 9 Finale · 2:06am April 2nd

Also, hnnnngggg

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Apr
1st
2019

After much consideration... · 2:10am April 1st

I have decided to announce my intent to join the Communist Party. All my stories were bourgeois and decadent and will be deleted. I will be replacing them with one 650,000 word story about Twilight Sparkle aiding Comrade Lenin and Stalin during the Russian Revolution. At least 30,000 words will be dedicated to a love making scene between Twilight and Comrade Lenin. This is to raise class consciousness.

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Mar
31st
2019

... · 4:37pm March 31st

You can guess what I'm thinking right now.

I don't need to say it.

*Spanks the sunnybuns, cuddles her till she's happy and pulls up the covers*

I'm loooonelly.

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Mar
29th
2019

Zecora · 3:25am March 29th

Anyone think that the Lion King is in the same universe as My Little Pony and Zecora is from the Pride Lands? Maybe she left under Scar's reign and is a Simba Loyalist and the events of the show are occurring during Scar's reign.

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