Just a place for me to put my less than clean stories featuring ponies getting it on. Needless to say, this isn't gonna exist for very long.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

I'm many former things.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Books for the book horse!

Lurking for a goodly while, now.

Interdimensional Hive AI

Mostly harmless.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

No longer posting. May be lurking.

Not a changeling.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I'm actually a super-intelligent dog wearing glasses.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Awkward.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Exploring the depths of the equine psyche! Now with ko-fi link and SubscribeStar!

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

Forget not that I am a derp.