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Norm De Plume


Apr
20th
2019

Honor and Glory(hole) · 6:16pm April 20th

Apologies for the early 'Complete' tag on Yona's fic. It's a three-chapter fic, and the tag should have read 'Incomplete' to start. I mis-clicked when double-checking everything earlier. It has since been fixed.

The Smashing has only just begun.

Apr
20th
2019

Fic on the Way · 6:52am April 20th

Yona overhears something she shouldn't, ends up somewhere she doesn't belong, and is forced to smash the place up.

Based off a ridiculous thought of "Yak hear about glory hole, want glory for self!" and the ensuing fallout.

There's porn.

And banter. Lots of banter.

And more porn.

Mar
26th
2019

Fic On The Way · 4:11am March 26th

Coming soon, a Spiritual Successor to 2014's "The Spunky Chicken" (see Tagged Story).

Apple Bloom doesn't mean to embody rural pony stereotypes, but she just does. She's got an ack-cent, she wears denim shorts and plaid, and is pretty darn handy with a wrench or brute force to fix something farm-related.

And she didn't mean to sleep with a cousin; that just sort of happened.

That's not her real problem, though.

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Jan
3rd
2019

Fic On The Way · 4:51am January 3rd

It went up New Year's Eve.

So ends the Siren trilogy, after far too long. The epilogue to Adagio, Aria, and Sonata's massages, with the breaking of their bonds, and a quick look at what happened after.

Bless these three.

Adagio, with her strength and her marvelous back

Aria, with her beautiful mind.

and Sonata, dear heart.

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Mar
4th
2018

Fic on the Way · 4:53pm Mar 4th, 2018

Oh, yeah. You probably already saw it go by. Usually I mention these things beforehand, but I wasn't sure if I would meet the EFNW Scribblefest deadline or not.

So this one's a little weird.

Poor Apple Fritter. She was just trying to retrieve the one item passed down through her clan from Pre-Equestrian history. Who knew Daring Do's cutie mark would go "Ping!"?

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Feb
8th
2018

Fic On The Way · 6:02am Feb 8th, 2018

She's lost her rhythm

She's lost her rhyme

She's lost her place

She's out of time.

The final part of the trilogy, but perhaps not quite the end.

Sep
24th
2017

Fic On The Way · 5:44pm Sep 24th, 2017

She's some kind of devil
She's some kind of saint
And if her hooves are dirty
Well her spirit ain't . . .

Shoulder critters are taking over!

Fic's in final editing and just waiting for the cover art.

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Dec
31st
2016

Apple Fancier is Now Blind Bag Canon · 4:27am Dec 31st, 2016

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Feb
18th
2016

Fic On The Way · 6:14am Feb 18th, 2016

Quite a few people asked for it, and it's just going into final editing now.

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Jan
24th
2016

Fic On The Way · 3:42pm Jan 24th, 2016

With the kind permission of my close, personal acquaintance MrNumbers, I'm answering the most-often suggested solution that he gets in the comments of The Demesne of the Reluctant Twilight Sparkle.

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