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Norm De Plume


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  • 186 weeks
    Fic On The Way

    The Entry for FanOfMostEverything's A Most Delightful Ponidex contest will be up in a day or so.

    When Sunset left Equestria behind and headed for the human world, she missed an important date.

    No, not a birthday, or an anniversary.

    She missed her own appointment with death.

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    2 comments · 231 views
  • 205 weeks
    Fic On The Way

    May 2020 Pairing Contest Entry is almost ready!


    10 comments · 251 views
  • 264 weeks
    Honor and Glory(hole)

    Apologies for the early 'Complete' tag on Yona's fic. It's a three-chapter fic, and the tag should have read 'Incomplete' to start. I mis-clicked when double-checking everything earlier. It has since been fixed.

    The Smashing has only just begun.

    0 comments · 312 views
  • 264 weeks
    Fic on the Way

    Yona overhears something she shouldn't, ends up somewhere she doesn't belong, and is forced to smash the place up.

    Based off a ridiculous thought of "Yak hear about glory hole, want glory for self!" and the ensuing fallout.

    There's porn.

    And banter. Lots of banter.

    And more porn.

    3 comments · 311 views
  • 267 weeks
    Fic On The Way

    Coming soon, a Spiritual Successor to 2014's "The Spunky Chicken" (see Tagged Story).

    Apple Bloom doesn't mean to embody rural pony stereotypes, but she just does. She's got an ack-cent, she wears denim shorts and plaid, and is pretty darn handy with a wrench or brute force to fix something farm-related.

    And she didn't mean to sleep with a cousin; that just sort of happened.

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    2 comments · 343 views
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Fic On The Way · 3:00am Jun 1st, 2020

May 2020 Pairing Contest Entry is almost ready!


Comments ( 10 )

Please tell me that's a rainbow colored bagel and not some kind of doughnut covered in lox.

5273049

It is indeed a rainbow bagel. :D

5273053
Good. Good. I thought about salmon doughnuts and I puked a little in my mouth.

Maybe I'm just channeling my inner Pinkie Pie, or maybe I'm pregnant, but I kind of want to try a smoked salmon doughnut now. :pinkiesmile::pinkiesick:

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5273053
oh geez D: I thought it was moldy

5273185

People do Weird Things to bagels. But Rainbow Bagels became a thing and I had to go with something that kind of matched the title.

I'm sure Pinkie finds out a way to use merge rainbows and food, (once she solves the spiciness issue)

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I think what's weirding me out is that's only partially rainbow. There's a streak of brown in the middle, which I guess makes it more an inclusive LGBT rainbow, but far less appetizing than the ones shown in that second article.

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I think that's how their 'violet' turned out. It darkened to the point where it was more brown than purple. It doesn't look like the rest of the colours align with their place in the rainbow.

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That makes sense! :O So I should blame the camera maybe?

5273652

No, the blue and red look fine, the colours just aren't in the proper order you'd see in a regular rainbow. This isn't one of those artisinal bagels, probably a home-made batch.

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