Nice Things

Accolades

Winner, Secret Moon's Self-Isolation Contest 2020 (for Away)

Honorable Mention, CategoricalGrant's CuddleFic Contest 2018/19 (for Dragon Lord Ember Skips Work for an Hour)

Interviews

- Royal Canterlot Library interview
- Interview by Nailah

Equestria Daily features

- Dragon Lord Ember Skips Work...
- You Betcha!
- Red/Yellow
- Away

All About The Cloptimist

Welcome! Pull up a chair and read awhile. Well, if you like slow, talkative slice of life character pieces where not a lot actually happens, anyway. But if that's you, then oh wow are you in for a wild ride!*

*_{(NB Legal notice: Wild ride not guaranteed.)}

So... the basics. British. (Wales). Lawyer. Music nerd. Favourite pony: Applejack. I'm a latecomer, both to the fandom and to writing here, but people seem to like my stuff, and I have fun writing it, so here we are. I've been in the featured box, Equestria Daily, and the Royal Canterlot Library, and even won a contest, without ever really understanding how any of that happened. You might know me as DazzleShips in other places. I like feedback, good or bad, and I pay far too much attention to upvotes and downvotes. I'm bad at coming up with titles.

But mostly, I just hope you enjoy my stories. So, um, enjoy my stories!

TC
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Blog Posts
42

30 weeks
Who's here in 2024?

Genuinely curious.
20 comments · 141 views
58 weeks
Salute to the old PC

Well, it finally happened.
Read More
6 comments · 146 views
59 weeks
And now we're back

"And now we're back
On the field of play
And we'll be here
For the next five days!"
- The Duckworth Lewis Method, "Test Match Special"
Read More
8 comments · 201 views
131 weeks
Awaken

It's been a while, but - while I'm not likely to write anything new, sorry! - I'm at a place now where I feel comfortable logging back in and reading (and sometimes commenting!) again. I know this didn't really merit an announcement, but I've seen a few DMs and comments since the last time I was here, and I just wanted to reassure people that if you want to message me or leave comments, they will be read, and not just disappear into the void!
7 comments · 318 views
153 weeks
Inactive

I won't be deleting the account, because it's been pointed out to me before that some people somehow found something they liked in my stories and it's not really fair of me to take it away, but I'm done with Fimfiction. Thanks for having me. Bye.
16 comments · 809 views

Somewhat Successful Stories

Dragon Lord Ember Skips Work for an Hour The mighty Dragon Lord Ember slips away for an hour, to meet up with her secret mate. by The Cloptimist 3,060 words · 218 · 9
Red/Yellow Whatever happened to the "other" Sunset Shimmer? Our Sunset finds out. by The Cloptimist 2,628 words · 188 · 6
Familiar Spike finds Twilight awake in the middle of the night, unable to sleep, worrying about her upcoming elevation to ruler of Equestria. As usual, he knows what to say to put her mind at ease. by The Cloptimist 2,127 words · 72 · 3
You Betcha! Torque Wrench does a favor for Kerfuffle in her hour of need. Not that it means they're friends or anything. Just a little engineering project, don'tcha know. by The Cloptimist 1,876 words · 87 · 2
Away A unicorn with an unwanted special magical talent isolates herself on a remote hillside, away from other ponies, for their sake and hers. by The Cloptimist 8,223 words · 111 · 4

Sometimes I'll write a story, and it ends up getting lots of nice reviews, or being featured on Equestria Daily, or hitting the featured box (or even, one time, being chosen for the Royal Canterlot Library). Here are some of those stories.

Somewhat Less Successful Stories

Âme Câline Starlight cuddles Trixie as the sun comes up. That's it. That's the whole story. (Well, mostly.) by The Cloptimist 6,126 words · 80 · 6
Diplodocus A dinosaur dig at Sweet Apple Acres threatens to send Rainbow Dash and Applejack's relationship into a tailspin. by The Cloptimist 23,781 words · 27 · 9
Seven of Cups, or, How Derpy Got her Groove Back Derpy drowns her sorrows after getting some bad career news... but when one door closes, another opens. by The Cloptimist 4,184 words · 51 · 1
Errors Three unlikely heroines are accidentally sent halfway across the world. How will they get home? by The Cloptimist 19,996 words · 36 · 1

Sometimes I'll write a story, and it *doesn't* end up getting lots of nice reviews, or reach the featured box, or receive very much attention at all, really, but I'll be super proud of it all the same. Here are some of those stories.

TBeyond a Boundary
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Ponies! Cricket! Awakening M/M yearnings!
OC
Other
Coriander Cumin
Royal Guard
The Cloptimist · 4.8k words · 23 7 · 226 views
ETarget Praxis
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Cadance thinks it's important a Crystal Princess lives up to her heritage. Shining Armor isn't so sure.
Cadance
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Royal Guard
The Cloptimist · 1.3k words · 73 3 · 1.4k views
TÂme Câline
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Starlight cuddles Trixie as the sun comes up. That's it. That's the whole story. (Well, mostly.)
Trixie
Starlight Glimmer
The Cloptimist · 6.1k words · 80 6 · 1.5k views
ESeven of Cups, or, How Derpy Got her Groove Back
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Derpy drowns her sorrows after getting some bad career news... but when one door closes, another opens.
Derpy
The Cloptimist · 4.2k words · 51 1 · 811 views
TAway
MLP: FiM
Dark
Slice of Life
A unicorn with an unwanted special magical talent isolates herself on a remote hillside, away from other ponies, for their sake and hers.
Death
Celestia
Luna
OC
The Cloptimist · 8.2k words · 111 4 · 1.7k views
TDiplodocus
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
A dinosaur dig at Sweet Apple Acres threatens to send Rainbow Dash and Applejack's relationship into a tailspin.
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Rarity
Petunia
The Cloptimist · 24k words · 27 9 · 706 views
ENot Fade Away
Equestria Girls
Sad
Slice of Life
The Rainbooms discover they won't be playing an encore.
Sunset Shimmer
Applejack (EqG)
Rainbow Dash (EqG)
Sci-Twi
Fluttershy (EqG)
The Cloptimist · 1.3k words · 45 5 · 2.3k views
EYou Betcha!
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Torque Wrench does a favor for Kerfuffle in her hour of need. Not that it means they're friends or anything. Just a little engineering project, don'tcha know.
Torque Wrench
Kerfuffle
The Cloptimist · 1.9k words · 87 2 · 1.7k views
EFamiliar
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Spike finds Twilight awake in the middle of the night, unable to sleep, worrying about her upcoming elevation to ruler of Equestria. As usual, he knows what to say to put her mind at ease.
Twilight
Spike
The Cloptimist · 2.1k words · 72 3 · 2.1k views
EErrors
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Three unlikely heroines are accidentally sent halfway across the world. How will they get home?
Trixie
Diamond Tiara
Derpy
Starlight Glimmer
Filthy Rich
The Cloptimist · 20k words · 36 1 · 894 views
ERed/Yellow
Equestria Girls
Sad
Slice of Life
Tragedy
Whatever happened to the "other" Sunset Shimmer? Our Sunset finds out.
Sunset Shimmer
The Cloptimist · 2.6k words · 188 6 · 4.5k views
TDragon Lord Ember Skips Work for an Hour
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
The mighty Dragon Lord Ember slips away for an hour, to meet up with her secret mate.
Ember
Thorax
Dragons
Garble
The Cloptimist · 3.1k words · 218 9 · 4.9k views

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Uz Naimat

Uz Naimat #134 · Feb 1st, 2022 · 1 · ·

Thank you so much for the follow!

The Cloptimist

The Cloptimist #133 · Dec 9th, 2021 · 1 · ·

3104686
I'll give it a listen when I get the chance, but at least that review doesn't make it sound boring, so that's already a plus in my book!

Bad Dragon

Bad Dragon #132 · Dec 3rd, 2021 · 1 · ·

3104680 I got a review for my song:

it sounds like you shitted on a cat and then try and eat the cat

I'm looking for a second opinion.

The Cloptimist

The Cloptimist #131 · Dec 3rd, 2021 · 1 · ·

3104678
I don't believe such an objective determination is really possible, personally. I can only give my responses, which aren't any more or less valid than anyone else's, and try and make them interesting to read.

Bad Dragon

Bad Dragon #130 · Dec 3rd, 2021 · · ·

3104677 So you're the one who determines whether a song is good or bad?

The Cloptimist

The Cloptimist #129 · Dec 3rd, 2021 · 1 · ·

3104671
Well, my day job is law, but my freelance and personal music writing (and radio work) is a long-standing sideline. I'm also one of these people.

Bad Dragon

Bad Dragon #128 · Dec 3rd, 2021 · · ·

What does a music journalist do?

KingSombraTheTyrantRuler

KingSombraTheTyrantRuler #127 · Nov 29th, 2021 · 1 · ·

TYSM for the follow!

shortskirtsandexplosions

shortskirtsandexplosions #126 · Aug 19th, 2021 · 2 · ·

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The Cloptimist

The Cloptimist #125 · Jun 7th, 2021 · 2 · ·

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Edwyn? He's great, he has a lot of really beautiful and catchy songs, including a couple of big hits (not that one though!) Sadly he had a massive stroke a few years ago and nearly died; he can't play the guitar any more, though he taught himself to walk and talk again and has recorded more albums since. Seems like an absolutely lovely bloke.

A Man Undercover