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A lovable goofball who delights in spreading positive vibes and writing stories. =3 (AKA Orangie1984 of Derpibooru!)

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Who Am I?

I am the terror that flaps in the night! No...
I am Iron Man! No...
I am... screw it.

I'm CapNTilfy, welcome to my page! I get a kick out of writing, otherwise I wouldn't be here!

If you like:
Slice of Life
PORN Yeah, I bet that got your attention. Perverts.
Smutty stories involving pregnancy and/or BBWs**
An occasional punch to the feels
And other things I'm likely too damn lazy to mention***

Then you've come to the right place! C'mon in and sit a spell!

*From someone who ships near-indiscriminately
**You read that right, I want y'all to know what you're getting into!
***Just being honest. XP


Five Years · 11:24pm Yesterday

TSunset Shimmer's Sick Day
Sunset Shimmer isn't feeling so great. Luckily for her, she has friends to keep her company. Book 1 of "Not Just Any Old Day".
CapNTilfy · 12k words  ·  113  5 · 4.6k views

Wow. It's actually been five years since I first published a story here.

Five years.

That's kind of mindblowing.

It reminds me of that question: Where do you see yourself in (x) years?

I'll be honest with you guys, I've always hated that question. But I digress.

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Ah, sweet. I sometimes go by Uma. Might use that in My Derpibouru username when I make an account.

No, actually. "Tilfy" is a shortened version of my last name.

Is your name by-chance A reference to Tiff of Cappytown?

Comment posted by Mishby deleted January 12th

It's okay. I posted a memorial Song of the Week last year in her honor. And I'll see her again in heaven.

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