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archonix


The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity. – Yeats

Mar
20th
2019

Money crap I dunno · 9:22pm March 20th

I reinstated my patreon. Not on a monthly basis, or not yet anyway, because I'm about as reliable for content creation as a French farmer attending Pas de Calais Protestors Anonymous. It's mostly because patreon are doing some crap thing where they change all their fee structuring, but if you have a creator page before they change, you get grandfathered in with the old rates, so if I ever want to pursue that thing again I need to have the thing

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Mar
9th
2019

Bon Bon Speaks · 11:19pm March 9th

Words may happen. Here's a cat.

Look, she's asleep:

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Feb
16th
2019

Stuff · 9:23pm February 16th

There is always that one unrepeatable moment.

You know the one.

The moment in which everything comes together. The moment when the bell tolls, the people gather, the thought is voiced. The moment you wish could last forever, as you listen to the wise speaker, as you sit in companionship with those you would call friend. As you exist, and become, and be. The moment that can never repeat, however much you wish otherwise.

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Jan
20th
2019

Couple of probably unrelated things · 10:23pm January 20th

Ok so, first things first. Any of my long-term followers will remember my ongoing struggles with the twin forces of Not Having Blood and Being Terminally Bearded. I can't fix the latter (doesn't matter how often you cut it off, it always grows back) but the former is theoretically curable.

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Jan
8th
2019

cat christmas often has to wait · 9:36pm January 8th

I had to re-arrange my living room for this.


pictured: cat paradise?

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Jan
6th
2019

Reading! Mule! · 7:45pm January 6th

Listen! Donkeys! Aaaaaah!

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Dec
13th
2018

State of the writer. · 10:34pm Dec 13th, 2018

Writer? Hah! That's a laugh...

I've been ill. Again. And I've been working a lot of overtime as well. The combination of these two things leaves me exhausted and uninspired, and I haven't written anything for months.

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Nov
18th
2018

I'm such a centrist · 2:24am Nov 18th, 2018

I like dick

I like the pussy

boom de yadda boom de yadda

ANYWAY

Following morning edit: don't drink and blog, people.

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Nov
18th
2018

I make martinis · 12:26am Nov 18th, 2018

I thought they might help me write again.

They don't.

Sorry.

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Sep
21st
2018

Musical Interlude 33 - We're Almost There edition · 10:15pm Sep 21st, 2018