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archonix


My friend, you would not tell with such high zest; To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est; Pro doctrina mori.

Oct
31st
2019

Musical Interlude 34: Only Futurama Fans Remember This Edition · 10:18pm Oct 31st, 2019

Oct
22nd
2019

Of all the fics I wrote, there are two that I consistently go back to read · 11:19pm Oct 22nd, 2019

That is, of all the pony fics I wrote, there are two.

TGuiding Light
Calamity befalls the royalty of Equestria and, in lieu of plans that took decades to create and moments to ruin, control of the cosmos is bequeathed to the only pony Celestia had time to empower.
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TSuccession
When she was birthed with horn and wings she was thought to be a pegacorn, a rare and blessed blending of the tribes, whose long life and power brought wealth and stature. Then the guards came, seeking the first alicorn born in over a thousand years.
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They aren't the best writing. There are plot holes, poor spellings (Despite the best efforts of certain wonderful people), repetitions, weird grammar, repetitions, poor characterisation, repetitions, inconsistent tone...

I love them, even so.

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Aug
26th
2019

Thje pain of being a derpi mod · 5:48pm Aug 26th, 2019

I get the spoilers. ALL the spoilers. Almost as much of a pain in the backside as all the surgery I've been having.

Crud. Oh well...

BIG

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Jul
1st
2019

What do you get when you combine a sock, a plum and a beard? · 11:36pm Jul 1st, 2019

Pie.

I'm descended from Lancashire. Everything is Pie.

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Jun
20th
2019

I won't be at BC · 5:39pm Jun 20th, 2019

I'm poor.

It sucks but what are you gonna do?

More horse words on the way in a couple of weeks.

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May
16th
2019

Typos be damned · 10:01pm May 16th, 2019

Two chapters left now.

Should be done by 2032.

Yay!

Why the fuck did I post this during EFNW

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Mar
20th
2019

Money crap I dunno · 9:22pm Mar 20th, 2019

I reinstated my patreon. Not on a monthly basis, or not yet anyway, because I'm about as reliable for content creation as a French farmer attending Pas de Calais Protestors Anonymous. It's mostly because patreon are doing some crap thing where they change all their fee structuring, but if you have a creator page before they change, you get grandfathered in with the old rates, so if I ever want to pursue that thing again I need to have the thing

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Mar
9th
2019

Bon Bon Speaks · 11:19pm Mar 9th, 2019

Words may happen. Here's a cat.

Look, she's asleep:

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Feb
16th
2019

Stuff · 9:23pm Feb 16th, 2019

There is always that one unrepeatable moment.

You know the one.

The moment in which everything comes together. The moment when the bell tolls, the people gather, the thought is voiced. The moment you wish could last forever, as you listen to the wise speaker, as you sit in companionship with those you would call friend. As you exist, and become, and be. The moment that can never repeat, however much you wish otherwise.

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Jan
20th
2019

Couple of probably unrelated things · 10:23pm Jan 20th, 2019

Ok so, first things first. Any of my long-term followers will remember my ongoing struggles with the twin forces of Not Having Blood and Being Terminally Bearded. I can't fix the latter (doesn't matter how often you cut it off, it always grows back) but the former is theoretically curable.

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