Author and Antique Restorer! https://ko-fi.com/elbowdeepinahorse

A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

🇭🇺 | "The light shines brightest in the darkest of nights." | Like what I do? Ko-Fi

"And our story shall not be inside out, like this, without a happy ending / We will have beautiful things to tell" -- Renato Russo

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

on da horse words, strait up "readin it" ... and by "it," haha well. let's just say. My commints.

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

Some guy who used to do stuff.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

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I never leave the house without a good book.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

I am Gizogin, THE DESTROYER!

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

I also draw pretty pictures :3

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

Regrettably, Last Minute does still seem to be Best Minute

Hello. I enjoy writing a story sometimes and sometimes colorful equines.

I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

I'm many former things.

I'm so relieved.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.