"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Lonely asshat, programmer of Noxico, retired ROM hacker, and all-round CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!!

I am an pretty filly.

U.N. Owen Was Her? ↑

okay now kiss!

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

I'm male, in my twenties, and a big fan of good stories.

A Day in the Life

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

"Ala is a horse philanderer." —Senator fourths

Just here to put out my stories. Hopefully y'all will like 'em!!

I'm a chef and an avid reader of all flavors, and perhaps one day I'll even get around to writing something. Want a recipe, Pony themed or not? Hit me up and I'll help you out!

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I am a mad scientist who works with ideas and words.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Later

I should probably fill this out, shouldn't I?

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

My head is full of pony.

And with that...

reconstructing the deconstruction

I poni. I poni all over the place.

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

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