Retired author, husband and father.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

Forward, steadfast.

I'm the Ultimate Sonorosian!

I used to be relevant!

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

Everything I say is satire and I cannot be held accountable for anything.

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As a woman born with Cerebral Palsy, I'm not just defined by my condition. I write stories about ponies with disabilities because that’s my own experiences.

"If you want to get better at anything, you have to be able to enjoy being bad at it." (PFP by @renawoods.bsky.social)

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

me

guy from sweden

What am I doing here?

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

I am a shy person (male) who loves to read

A Skeptic & So Also Therefore Now A godless Agnostic Atheist

This thing all things devours: om nom nom nom nom.

When I said I was going to be a Brony for life, I meant it! That didn’t mean one year or two years it meant for life! Also, I'm pretty sociable, PM me if you wish to talk or have any queshtions.

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Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I'm so relieved.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Silence amongst the sinful.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

I write for fun xX and rememger to smile :)

"There is no feeling quite as thrilling as the feeling of overcoming life's greatest challenges."

I'm a 15 year old jackass

Ponies.

Improvement is a dire mistress.