A friend of mine is in a tough financial position. To help, I'm spreading the word. More information on how to help if you're willing and able can be found on this blog post.

Thank you for your time, and have a nice day.

Hope you all give and get a happy smile this year! And also maybe a big ole warm, itchy, and ugly sweater.

1. What is your first name?
Just call me Duck!

2. How old are you?
Late 20-somethings.

3. What country are you from?
Burgerland!

4. What do you look like?
Imagine a palm-tree shouting "Mahalo!" at the top of its lungs.

Alternatively:

5. What do you wish you looked like?
A little more fit, probably, and a touch more mass.

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And good mornimg, afternoon, and evening to the rest of us!

Really, that's all I wanted to say. I hope it was awesome!

I like reading things.

I assume that you like reading things as well? If so, that's good.

Dat's real good.

In case you haven't known already, There are at least two other people who should get more attention. They make things that I like to read.

Do you like crying?

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Furthermore, I hope that your tomorrow is even better.