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Super Trampoline


"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect­čÉ┤Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies­čÉ┤Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Feb
21st
2024

On Death · 12:44pm Last Wednesday

I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel peace joy hope and love. Whatever form that might take beyond the material plane, likely far beyond

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Feb
20th
2024

Please fill me in: What am I missing? · 4:45am Last Tuesday

I get overwhelmed and am taking care of my disabled girlfriend, so I almost never check my feed anymore. Please, tell me the best stories, funniest stories, best blogs, spiciest blogs, drama, interesting things, important blogs, important stories, deaths, celebrations, etc. that have happened over the last half year? Or year. Or two years. Your choice. Like, PresentPerfect came out and I had no clue for months lol. I dunno. I feel a deep melancholy I'm sure anyone still here is intimately

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Feb
15th
2024

Which side of history are you on? · 11:31am February 15th

Feb
6th
2024

What are some of the most amazing fan videos, songs, comics, artworks, and ??? produced by this fandom since the start of 2015? · 10:34am February 6th

What are some of the most amazing fan videos, songs, comics, artworks, and ??? produced by this fandom since the start of 2015?

I've been cloistered over on fimfiction.net and its been so hard to keep up with things and Ive fallen into more casual realms and I'm sure there are so incredibly many amazing pieces of art I'm unfamiliar with. So please, share what you love that I've missed.

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Dec
13th
2023

Anyone want to collab on a dumb shitfic? It's been a while. · 12:11am Dec 13th, 2023

Anyone want to collab on a dumb shitfic? It's been a while.

lemme know.

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Dec
8th
2023

Controversial Post · 3:05pm Dec 8th, 2023

Honestly, at this point, I think Hitler would be proud of Israel. A bunch of white Jews looked at what they had just gone through and were like, damn, who can we corral and exterminate just like this??? And Europe and America for 80 years have just been like, "Yo, that's sick. Fuck them swarthy towel heads, amirite? We got you, fellow white colonialists!"

Anyway, fuck Israel.

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Nov
13th
2023

This is the wildest thing I've found while looking for acting gigs. Where dem white boys at??? https://sandiego.craigslist.org/.../imper.../7686933799.html · 12:03am Nov 13th, 2023

This is the wildest thing I've found while looking for acting gigs. Where dem white boys at??? https://sandiego.craigslist.org/.../imper.../7686933799.html

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Nov
6th
2023

Sleepy-pilled · 11:17pm Nov 6th, 2023

It's kind of wild how little caffeine helps me stay awake; it just seems to give me a little more productive energy if I have like 600mg and then go to sleep for a few more hours.

I suspect being prescribed Amphetamines since I was 6 yrs old has something to do with it.

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Oct
13th
2023

hey, write me a script for a my little pony anti-drug PSA · 9:15am Oct 13th, 2023

hey, write me a script for a my little pony anti-drug PSA

ChatGPT
Title: "Friendship is the Best High"

[Open to a beautiful day in Ponyville. Birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and everything seems peaceful. Suddenly, a group of young ponies is seen gathered around an older, shifty-looking pony in a dark alley.]

Narrator (Twilight Sparkle's voice): "In the magical land of Equestria, the power of friendship has always been our greatest strength."

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Sep
24th
2023

I spent like an hour and 20 minutes writing this while "high" · 3:25pm Sep 24th, 2023

much of humor is the introduction or addition of a momentarily seemingly non sequitural, unexpected, incongruent or unpredictable element to the referenced understood knowledge of prior delivered, observed, or experienced material that alters and augments the audienceÔÇÖs hitherto beliefs, awareness, insights, analysis, and conclusions, with the primal discomfort stemming from initial awareness of wrongness transmutated into joy and relief upon realization of the relevancy and implications of

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