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Super Trampoline


"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

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Pinkie & Tempest Blow sh:yay:t up in the desert. Written for the May Pairing Contest, which is unfortunate for whoever has to judge this story. I'm so sorry, contest judge; you don't deserve this. I hope you find a quarter on the ground to make it up.

Art by Esmeia, who has lots of other great stuff on Derpibooru! Edit by me.

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Cadence and Flurry Heart discuss teen pregnancy, trans healthcare, libertarianism, The strengths and weaknesses of hereditary monarchy, and Maoism. Cadence is a horrible mom. Flurry Heart cusses a lot. Shining Armor doesn’t even show up in this.

Content Warning:
Contains mentions of but not depictions of:
Sex, Suicide, and Abortion

Cover art is something I drew about five years ago.

An extremely last minute entry for the cadence is a terrible mom contest

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Trixie attempts to amputate Celestia and revolutionize the game of Buckball. Spike attempts to be relevant.

Thanks for cowriting, Bicyclette! It looks like my writing drought may finally be over!

Late July 2021 update: Now with a YouTube reading by The Major Techie!!!

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Super Trampoline (My OC) and Starlight Glimmer (Not my OC) have a couple of conversations that don't particularly go anywhere, and also Wendy's for lunch. Here's a "Negotiations and Love Songs" playlist on YouTube by the way. I really encourage you to check it out. Especially Slip Sliding Away and Train in the Distance.

Now with a reading by me: https://youtu.be/dXwsqqKc3jQ

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Oh man, classic Super Trampoline, walking a mile down the hill to eat a giant Chipotle burrito, going to Albertson's to acquire cheap vodka, Rockstar energy drink, strawberry lemonade, and grenadine to make himself a mixed drink, then walking a bit over a mile back up the hill, and dashing off this story about Big Mac, Owlowiscious, Sci Twi, Kludgetown, and Maretonia in the hour before the Season 10 Bingo Writing Contest deadline!

EDIT: See the story title for an update. Pinkie Pie and Verko end up having major roles in the story as well.

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Twilight and Starlight try to get Trixie to make a friend. It doesn't go very well. Then Sunset and Party Favor hang out for a few paragraphs, and then Twilight and Rarity gossip about Suri Polomare. These three scenes aren't particularly connected.

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Join Jigsaw, Tiptoe, and Incendia as they set out to rid their broken world of podiatrists and restore harmony to Equestria!


A parody of Antipodes by PK, written after reading reviews of the story--but not the story itself--by Present Perfect and RTStephens and LoveAndTolerateEveryPony and Cerulean Voice

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In a state of life and death, two ponies must band together to steal an important gym artifact before it’s too late.


A drunk collab, agreed upon at Trick Question's BronyCon 2019 Afterparty between yours truly and the one and only author of My Little Dashie, RobCakeran53!!!

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Twilight and Super have a short chat. Then Scootaloo visits the human world to become a math wiz, then tutors Sweetie Belle who becomes a civil engineer.


This is another shitfic. You know the drill.

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