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Super Trampoline


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Cadence and Flurry Heart discuss teen pregnancy, trans healthcare, libertarianism, The strengths and weaknesses of hereditary monarchy, and Maoism. Cadence is a horrible mom. Flurry Heart cusses a lot. Shining Armor doesn’t even show up in this.

Content Warning:
Contains mentions of but not depictions of:
Sex, Suicide, and Abortion

Cover art is something I drew about five years ago.

An extremely last minute entry for the cadence is a terrible mom contest

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 38 )

Well that is the longest title for a story I have ever seen..

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first time reading a super trampoline fic?

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It seems so normally I never see titles like this I like it.

Has anyone ever actually figured out a second Russian horse pun besides that one? FanOfMostEverything I’m calling on you; you usually are pretty good with these things.

I haven't see much. Stalliongrad seems to be treated like the Empire itself, a whole nation compressed into a single city-state. (And with Russia, that's a lot of compression.) I have seen some references to Sibearia, which is presumably populated with sapient bears. You ever read The Golden Compass? I'm imagining something like the armored polar bears, even if any actual landmass is south of their habitat, which climate change is wiping out at an alarming rate.

But I digress. Google assures me that Russian for horse is "loshad." Loshadivostok? Bit of a stretch. This list of Russian or partially Russian horse breeds should help.
... Oh hey, there's one called the Tavda. If nothing else, we've got a name for the local newspaper.

Oh, right, there was a story in this callout, wasn't there? Pleasantly bouncy. I can't envy Shining Armor if forced to pick between his wife and his sister and daughter. Clearly this is Cadance lashing out at her adopted parents (who were, of course, earth ponies.) That mare needs therapy.

Edit: Better ideas from Estee's Discord:
Maremansk (K-123 Ту́полев (971 Akula Class))
Coltsac, Hoofosibirsk (SockPuppet)
Alikornsk (Malady)
Crimarea, with the deep water port of Sevastopony (Tupo again)

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As a rule of thumb, Tramp stories have titles longer than the average isekai light novel.

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Tramp stories have titles longer than the average isekai light novel.

And have more to do with the circumstances in which he wrote them than anything else. Which, given how Lemony his narrators tend to be, aren't quite as irrelevant as a sane person would assume.

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That mare needs therapy.

...purely psychosomatic

........What?

Don't get me wrong the...Story (If I could call it a story).......is interesting but uhh...Hol up getting my last brain cell fried here...

what

Classic Super Trampoline!

Also, there was a lot less shitting (on things. figuratively and literally) than I was expecting is this shipfic. Flurry + Mao. I ship it.

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Shout out to you and Estee and friends for being real OGs

but I honestly don’t really even take allergy pills much anymore

You remember the other pills the doc prescribed, right? :unsuresweetie: Right? :rainbowhuh:

Has anyone ever actually figured out a second Russian horse pun besides that one?

The real city of Voronezh can kinda pass as it is, since our traditional word for a horse with black fur is 'voronoy'.

Also, Lyaganks ('lyagat' means 'to buck'). Or Whinnytsy.
Hoofsk.
Mareshkin.
Ponyskov.
Great Neighgorod.
Tailin.
Canterburg.

If we really have to reach far, Nostrilsk. :pinkiesick:
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Nice ones! :yay:

I.... uh... erm...

What did I just read

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there was a lot less shitting on things than I expected

I still need to write Slurry Shart and force Present Perfect to read it.

“Wait,” Cadence said, “I know you meant Tsars not Stars, but that would be a funny alternate history where Luna takes the place of Anastasia and the SARS Tsars aid in her escape!”

That actually sounds kind of interesting

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Right? I was fixing typos that obviously occur from the imperfect nature of voice to text and I was like wait that’s basically the story of Anastasia.

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It’s funny because since I’m on my phone and haven’t opened fimfiction on the computer in a little bit I don’t even know what the final product looks like I just know how to use formatting to do silly shit so I’m curious to see what it actually looks like on a computer

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This comment is too fucking old to be responding to right now, but... you can never have too much fucking profanity you bitch! Even if it is a fucking T rated fic.

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See? They agree

(Wasn't tryna offend anyone)

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