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Trixie tries to get a story into the Foal Free Press. The CMC are not amused. But Trixie has a secret up her sleeve.

The Prompt was:
1000 words.
Start the story with a pony bursting into a building, shouting, "DID SOMEPONY ORDER A LARGE HAM?!" This is the result of that prompt

My attempt at speed writing.
written, edited, and published in 40 minutes.
A few later edits shown in red.

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An exciting and extraordinary day in the life of the Mane 5 and others, told as boringly as possible. If you read this, you will be bored. (Why am I writing this? As an exercise in stupidity after reading this extremely interesting blog post and ensuing discussion.)

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A look into slices of the wild life of our favorite archaeologist, 100 words at a time.

WARNING: Not in chronological order. Some of these should be taken seriously, and some probably should not be. Especially the tenth and eleventh chapter.

A spiritual successor of Forty Eight Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, and Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus One That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, and Also A Bomb Threat

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Hi Eveypony. I'm Scuttaloo, N-no, Skir...TA loo- Ughhh, I can't ven prounce mah own n-n-name. But I have annnnnn aweswome big sitter--I mean sister. Her name es Rainbow Crash...er, Dash. She hlps me with my seech condi...con...condition!

This is the sory of h-how whaaaa-we acciduntly ruined a berk, and inculd incurred the wrath of a alicon, I mean aricorn, I mean Twilight Sparkle.

Hiya! Rainbow Dash here, the one and only. Scootaloo's working on her speech right now. It's hard for her, so if ANY of you numskulls give her trouble for it, I'll knock your block into next week. Got it? Great, on to the story!

Alternate Universe, because Scootaloo has a speech impediment (Developmental verbal dyspraxia). I swear I'm not mining for feels--it makes her a more complex and interesting character and emphasizes the roll of Dash as her surrogate big sister.

Kindly post-read by Cerulean Starlight, who's a real nice guy.

Stuff used for the cover, which I totally did in MS Paint which I wish had layers. I mean, MS Word has more art capabilities in some ways. And it's a text editor.
Flying vector
Angry Twi
Wing

Written before S4E4 as a pregaming ritual of sorts, similar to Pinkie Pie Can't Sleep!

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While practicing flying, Twilight looks back on the wonderful life she's lived so far, and wonders what the future holds.

Inspired by a line in Obsolescence's blog post On Being Prolific. If you haven't checked out his stuff, you probably should.

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Pinkie Pie's favorite Saturday morning radio drama is on in a few hours, and between the anticipation and the caffeine, there's no way she's gonna get anymore sleep until it airs. So she wakes up all her friends, because misery loves company!

Post-read by xjuggernaughtx, who's a pretty cool guy, writes really awesome Discord stories, and loves commas.

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Twilight Sparkle is turning 37. And what does she do on her 37th birthday? The same thing she has done every year since she was 29: disguise herself, go to a bar, talk to the patrons, and get drunk. But this time, somepony is waiting for her there.

Idea of "Shield of Boringness" lovingly borrowed with permission from the excellent comic "Heavenly Nostrils" by Dana Simpson

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A look at the domestic life of one of Canterlot's most celebrated power couples in the early morning hours of their fourth anniversary.

Not-quite-a-day after the events of this story, Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody Don't Get to Eat Their Flan

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

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Sometimes having a(n) unialicorn around just makes life better. I'm hoping Twilight's legendary ability to get stuff done in an organized and timely manner will help me finally get around to starting on and finishing that project I'm avoiding. Nevermind that it was due yesterday.

"What depths have I fallen to, when I assist somepony in finishing a LATE homework assignment?

"Thank you for your colorful commentary Twilight. I want to thank you again for being here for moral and focusing support. If you're bored I have lots of clothes that need sorting. Do you have a spell that can tell whether the stuff on the floor is clean or dirty? I kind of lost track."

"You're hopeless Super."

"Twilight, I told you, my real name is Bryan Chandler."

"So ponies--I mean humans--are reading our banter? Weird."

"Yep, that's the power of fanfiction."

WARNING: RANDOM!
WARNING: WILL INCLUDE EDUCATIONAL INFORMATION ABOUT MORRO BAY CALIFORNIA!
WARNING: DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY!

Alternate Adorable and Annoyed Alicorn picture for cover
Pony pictured precariously procured for cover

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Twilight doesn't know what to write for her weekly friendship letter. So she bugs ME about it. Lucky me. ~Spike

This was written to get me through a bout of writer's block. Hopefully it works.

EDIT: Should probably include a cover picture, huh? Oh, and mark it as complete.