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Trixie attempts to amputate Celestia and revolutionize the game of Buckball. Spike attempts to be relevant.

Thanks for cowriting, Bicyclette! It looks like my writing drought may finally be over!

Late July 2021 update: Now with a YouTube reading by The Major Techie!!!

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Comments ( 29 )

It’s 12 am the fuck did I just read?

that cover art is too beautiful to behold

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I’m glad y’all approve. Someday I’ll get around to
Actually writing a proper Sonic crossover

I used to be elephant!

Alas, you are still here. How queer.

True.

You made that cover art!? It looks great!

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Haha thanks, but no, I did not. If you hover over the image, you can click on the source button which will take you to where I found it on derpibooru.

Do horses have knees? Fuck if I know.

Yes, in multiple senses. The area called the knee is in the middle of a horse's front leg, but anatomically analogous to a human's wrist, because horse legs are weird, elongated things ending in giant single fingers and toes. The joint corresponding to the human knee is the stifle, around the top of the hind leg, where you'd think of as the thigh in humans. The bit you're actually talking about is called the hock, and corresponds to the human ankle.

Seriously, this Wikipedia article has been one of the most helpful tools I've had for my entire ponyfic writing career.

Also, I am very sorry for not replying to that text. My family's been using SMS to stay in touch through the holiday season, and I couldn't concentrate with my phone giving text alerts ten times a minute. Thing's been on Do Not Disturb for weeks now. Drop me a line here or through Discord; I'd love to work with you on something and I'm actually looking at Discord on a daily basis these days.

Oh yeah, and the story was an enjoyable bit of nonsense. Thank you both for it. :twilightsmile:

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Re: text, will do.

That article appears quite useful. Thank you for it.

Rarity is a fucking rocket. Also, please don't look at my Rarity-tagged favorites on Derpibooru with the filter off.

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The area called the knee is in the middle of a horse's front leg, but anatomically analogous to a human's wrist, because horse legs are weird, elongated things ending in giant single fingers and toes

But maybe human legs are weird, stubby things ending in five tiny little squashed toes??

Oh yeah, and the story was an enjoyable bit of nonsense. Thank you both for it. :twilightsmile:

Thank you for enjoying it!

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But maybe human legs are weird, stubby things ending in five tiny little squashed toes??

Well, when we want to objectively look at what's considered weird, we need to look at the rest of the animal kingdom. I don't actually know how the digitigrade/plantigrade ratio shakes out, but I'm pretty sure multiple toes are the norm.

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Sure, maybe by number of species, but between domesticated bovines and ovines and whatever the fancy word for pigs are, the percentage of non-human mammal biomass that's not plantigrade is basically a rounding error.

Art indeed...:trixieshiftright:

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That you have to get as specific as "non-human mammal biomass" to get the numbers to agree with you is telling... although I'm pretty sure insects lock down both number of species and raw headcounts, ruining the data in a far more interesting way.

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Stop sipping the haterade my dude

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No hate just pure and utter confusion

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If you'd ever been to an art gallery, you'd understand that this supports his original answer rather than rebutting it.

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More like a fart gallery, Amirite?

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I was more talking about stuff like the multiple times an artist left a banana lying around and got offers on it. Well, one of them was left lying around, the other was taped to the wall.

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