The wind rustles these wild petunias.

This hill has a lot of memories for me.

Part of the Petunia Cycle

1. Romance
2. Tragedy
3. Sad
4. Dark
5. Comedy
6. Random
7. Crossover
8. Adventure
9. Slice of Life
10. Alternate Universe
11. Human
12. Anthro

This story is a sequel to Trixie Complains About Random $#!%

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Luna, banished to a thousand hours of community service, discovers the real reason Ponyville is crazy, tries to get foalnapped, and contends with Bon Bon's claim that the griffons are imaginary creatures. Reading the prequel is completely unnecessary.

The second of four stories in the Dr. Luna Moon the Suffering Psychiatrist Series
-Trixie Complains About Random $#!%
-Bon Bon Thinks Griffons Aren't Real
-Celestia Has a Questionable Infatuation With Her Niece's Coltfriend, Who's Also Her Apprentice's Brother, Not to Mention Captain of the Royal Guard
-All Things Must Pass, Including Kidney Stones

For more Bon Bon shenanigans, be sure to check out First a Bunch of Ugly Shape-Shifting Bugs Invade Canterlot and You Reveal You're Actually a Changeling. Then a Bugbear Attacks Ponyville and You Confess Your Real Name Isn't Even "Bon Bon"! Is There Anything Else I Should Know?. Happy readings!

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

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A racist blue showmare walks into a psychiatrist's office and spills her mind. Luna wishes there was a punchline.

Takes place before season 2

WARNING: RANDOM! Do not read if randomness is not your cup of tea.
An hour and a half speed write, because sometimes it does a person well to write silly things.

The first of four stories in the Dr. Luna Moon the Suffering Psychiatrist Series
-Trixie Complains About Random $#!%
-Bon Bon Thinks Griffons Aren't Real
-Celestia Has a Questionable Infatuation With Her Niece's Coltfriend, Who's Also Her Apprentice's Brother, Not to Mention Captain of the Royal Guard
-All Things Must Pass, Including Kidney Stones

Until I take your place, I am just a white space. I was nothing, but now I am you.

Reading by S Ninja

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At the end of his life, Shining Armor writes one last love poem to his wife, and they share a few peaceful moments.

Additional Tag: [Bittersweet]

04/01/14: Twilight's Library Approved!

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You seem to have a gift here in making the ordinary extraordinary. --Georg

Sonnets, Interview Transcripts, Newspaper Articles, and other forms of written word chronicle a day in the life of a quirky bat pony

This was actually the first FimFiction story I ever wrote, over half a year ago. It's aged surprisingly well. However, it languished for a while because I was too lazy to convert the interview chapter from the not-allowed-on-FimFiction script format to the more traditional "he said, she said, blah blah blah" style. At any rate, I hope you enjoy learning more about how I lived in Equestria!

About those downvotes: meh, I guess trolls don't like stories about bat pony OCs with experimental narrative structure.

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In this essay, first published in the Cloudsdale Post-Dispatch and reprinted with permission here, Rainbow Dash’s father Johan Kodachrome first examines the legal aspects of his daughter’s legal fight to marry a human, Rasheed Gupta. Then, more importantly, he examines what Rainbow means to him.

This story doesn't have Firefly in it, but that picture is too freaking adorable not to use.

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Spike pressures Fluttershy to drink too much soda, because it turns him on. She burps all the way to Earth, makes a familiar friend, and has to find a way back home.

Based loosely on a prompt from Regidar. Loosely.

Additional Tags: [Burppunk], [Surrealistic Drivel], [Time Travel]

Rated Teen for frank discussion of and implication of, but not actual depiction of masturbation

[2/11/2014 11:44:43 PM] Bryan Chandler: regi. Giver me a [YAY!] crazy prompt idea
[2/11/2014 11:44:48 PM] Bryan Chandler: i wanna write a pony fic
[2/11/2014 11:44:52 PM] Regidar: k
[2/11/2014 11:44:54 PM] Regidar: what genre
[2/11/2014 11:44:56 PM] Bryan Chandler: but keep it teenish
[2/11/2014 11:45:02 PM] Bryan Chandler: emphasis on ish
[2/11/2014 11:45:04 PM] Bryan Chandler: um
[2/11/2014 11:45:05 PM] Bryan Chandler: idk
[2/11/2014 11:45:10 PM] Bryan Chandler: give me a few to choose from
[2/11/2014 11:45:16 PM] Bryan Chandler: challaenge me
[2/11/2014 11:45:21 PM] Regidar: here, stupid crackfic
[2/11/2014 11:45:35 PM] Regidar: spike give fluttershy soda after soda, because burping is his fetish
[2/11/2014 11:45:49 PM] Regidar: and then he has her drink like 50
[2/11/2014 11:45:55 PM] Regidar: and an earthquake hits
[2/11/2014 11:47:37 PM] Bryan Chandler: i...
[2/11/2014 11:47:43 PM] Bryan Chandler: yeah, that's pretty [YAY!] crazy
[2/11/2014 11:47:53 PM] Regidar: I was gonna write it and have clop
[2/11/2014 11:48:03 PM] Regidar: she burps because spike [YAY!] her rustles her stomach
[2/11/2014 11:48:04 PM] Regidar: but

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A collection of (very) short stories organized by genre

Dedicated to Ernest Hemingway, who may or may not have written this six word story: "For sale. Baby shoes. Never Worn".

May contain a familiar tale or two.

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Twilight Sparkle's simile and metaphor-filled quest for some tea

Rated T for Twililicious and questionable use of literary devices.