Twilight knits crochets a cozy for her tea kettle, Trixie crochets a scarf for her beloved, a third unknown pony you the reader can help decide the identity of crochets an equally unspecified item, Starlight prevents the apocalypse, and Super Trampoline falls asleep in a Denny's parking lot instead of making $136 volunteering at a traveling water lantern festival's LA stop

specifically, I fell asleep shortly after finishing writing this story as recounted in the following text I sent my girlfriend and Mom in between waking up and publishing this story:

"well this time I made it within 15 minutes of my destination before having to pull off the freeway directly into a Denny's parking lot where I tossed and turned for 2 hours of fitful napping where I dreamt I was an extra with a small important role on set continuously unsure if I was actually scheduled to be there that day and aware in dream that if I was it must have meant I double booked with the lantern festival I failed to make it to.

kept waking up and then falling back to sleep. finally managed to stay awake this time and I'm now taking a shit in the Denny's restroom and ordered a smoothie and then I'm going to go to the nearby library and hop on the computer and try to get Orange County Medicare so I can get The wakey wakey drugs I need because this is ridiculous I shouldn't be this tired all the time"

for context this was on 800 mg of caffeine. I recently have been needing over 2,000 mg of caffeine too stay awake and be productive. which I'm pretty sure is not healthy. I took a nap with two and a half grams of caffeine in my body the other day. I'm pretty sure that's not normal. I really got to get back on ADHD meds And also do that take home sleep study I have. I hope I don't have cancer or something

but hey, as always with Denny's smoothies, the Denny's smoothie was delicious.