Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

Whenever you feel sad, just remember somewhere in the world there's a dumb shit pushing a door that says pull.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Devastated. Commissions are open, accepting payment in chromosomes ONLY!!

beak enthusiast

This is fiction. But it is based...

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

mwap

Hello. I enjoy writing a story sometimes and sometimes colorful equines.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

I used to be relevant!

a e i o u .

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

No.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

evil again

Horrifically Fun

I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

Mostly harmless.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I am a self-insert master and lover of Rainbow Dash.

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

A real lady killer.

AIRPOD SHOTTY BOUTTA CATCH A BODY YOU LOOKIN KINDA SUSSY