Welp, here goes something.

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Common ideas executed weirdly, if inspiration and motivation strikes.

You can find me tumblr and AO3, link on profile.

Mostly harmless.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

I will hear no more of this Hebrew nonsense

hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.

Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

Welcome back to the cum zone

Kiss me, my account is 10!

Hello. I enjoy writing a story sometimes and sometimes colorful equines.

I can say in no uncertain terms I have no idea what any of this or why I'm doing it

I wouldn't have believed anyone that told me a decade ago I'd love pony well into my 20's.

It took me 10 years to find answers to something… I forgot about it in 2 seconds. That’s about it

MLP: Options are Limited.

They say misery loves company. Not quite. I love Misery's company.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Cum historia, Mutat valde Razgriz, Revelat ipsum, Primum daemon scelestus est

DEMACIA!

I’m a Brony since the late of April 2013. I love Starlight Glimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Flitter, Cayenne, and Moonlight Raven. I love metal music and getting along with others.

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

To represent everything it stands for.

Can I speak to the manager?

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

A Christian nerd; probably the only guy you ever met who wanted the Larrymobile to be transformed by the All-Spark. My brother, The Traveler12, is NOT the lamest person you've ever met. Check him out!

Buzz Buzz

All opinions expressed here are representative of a major corporation and not my own. I am your ultimate guide to riding horses, preferably the lewd kind.

Crush the Changeling Menace.

Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

Gosh, it's been what? almost 4 years since I've last been on this site?

Leave your headcanons at the door.

Writer and artist

If I said something that pissed you off I was probably stoned so pay it no heed.