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Carl on Duty


Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

Jan
5th
2019

sooooo.....anyone still alive? · 9:08am January 5th

surprisingly I am!

Thought my life would get better turning away from all this cringe crap, can't say it has....


anyways how you all doing?

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Aug
10th
2017

I'm getting better at drinking alcohol · 11:45am Aug 10th, 2017

That is all.

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Jul
6th
2017

new story soon?! · 7:40am Jul 6th, 2017

I guess after posting a gazillion times that I will write one, I'm probably deceiving you again......... but mark my words! I will be doing nothing but writing tomorrow! writing what? who knows, but hopefully something good eh?

Feb
22nd
2017

Quick review of Patriots day · 11:09am Feb 22nd, 2017

I gotta say, no movie has made me feel this many conflicting emotion... not even 13 hours!

The filmmakers did a really good job at putting you right into the action, making you feel like you were really there. My heart was racing and i felt fear, sadness, and anger, as the explosions, the aftermath, and the chase went on.

Best movie of 2017 so far for sure!.... then again... i've only seen one movie...... this one...

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Feb
15th
2017

Oi laddeh! · 12:38pm Feb 15th, 2017

bring me 115! :trollestia:

oh boy, who can forget my failed attempt at writing all the way back in 2013! :rainbowlaugh:

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Dec
25th
2016

Merry Christmas you wonderful people! · 4:03pm Dec 25th, 2016

I hope that you'll have (or had) a wonderful day full of Christmas cheer! ^_^





and don't worry, i'm nearing the end of the planning stages for my next story! Maybe it'll be a late Christmas present, I dunno.

Dec
10th
2016

Because the Lord knows there isn't enough · 3:22pm Dec 10th, 2016

Would anyone actually like to see me write a story? it would be a dark twist on the human in equestria genre and could span several hundred words, even including any sequels or prequels.

Sep
12th
2016

just watched this... · 11:59am Sep 12th, 2016

And I feel bloody exhausted! :rainbowlaugh:



:twilightsheepish:

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Sep
8th
2016

happy 3 years anniversary... to myself! · 9:37am Sep 8th, 2016

No joke, every bloody year my account turns another year old... It's almost a month before I realize it...

three years and no stories... damn... :ajsleepy:

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Aug
1st
2016

don't worry guys · 12:43pm Aug 1st, 2016

that story that i'm writing....still exists.... and is still in the planning stages... well ok, i have like a few paragraphs planned out and the entire story in my head. It will be somewhat controversial... maybe, but I need to get it out, asap (before someone else steals my idea! :applecry: ) So just chill guys, it's coming soon.... ish....

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