No longer Idiot

Now is Pharoah

Unico

Kill changelings. Behead changelings. Roundhouse kick a changeling into the concrete. Slam dunk a changeling baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy black CHITINS. Defecate in a changeling's food. Launch changelings into the sun. Stir fry changelings in a wok. Toss changelings into active volcanoes. Urinate into a changeling's gas tank. Judo throw changelings into a wood chipper. Twist changelings heads off. Report changelings to the IRS. Karate chop changelings in half. Curb stomp pregnant

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Every story is like "hey what if some middle aged wierdo wound up in ponyland what would happen then and which horse will he fuck?"

But what if an actual little girl (and a fan of the show) wound up in equestria.

What if a brony is already there and the little girl starts making fun of him for liking ponies and calls him a creep lmfao.

What if the Lindy man got turned into a poney in equestria. Idea.

Do you know why nothing worth reading here is ever complete. Because the people who write good stuff are too good for this sea of motlen shit. They don't waste their time with this nonsense. They're too smart.

I wanna write a story where the purple pony goes to earth and denies the holocaust. Being the purple horse she is, she would go right to the holohoax museum, start yelling from the steps and then wonder why she doesn't get a friendship bracelet or something for exposing the truth.

Coming later not sooner (if you're lucky): twilight sparkle goes to earth and becomes a holocaust denier.

Nigger

I watched mlp when I was like 10 I think, then I stopped bc mlp is a show for little girls! I tried watching it again a couple years ago. Unbearable. I couldn't watch it. Bronies explain why you exist. Also how much do you weigh.

NO LONGER A BIG NOSE.

IS NOW MORE FITTING TO USERNAME.

WHO IS MY AVATAR???

What's the point???