"Camaraderie! Adventure! And steel on steel! The stuff of legends, right Boo?" Minsc, Ranger, 1368 DR.

I may stand there with 22 ping, but know that my widowmaker is reloading shells, I'm listening to voice chat as if I'm not lagging, and I'm watching my ping get higher than the age of the universe

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

Why am I still in this fandom?

Always looking to learn and enhance my craft as well as share in the fandom fun.

Welcome to the cum zone

I'm just here writing this super long Halo fic. And I've got no upload schedule.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

A sailor who writes in his spare time.

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

Quite frankly, I'm a simple person who enjoys watching the show from time to time, and an avid reader/writer.

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

A Plague Rat

I'm a robot pony

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Cum

It's Rarity's world, and everybody else is just payin' the rent.

A pleasure robot from the future. Was programmed with a giantess fetish.

its borger time :)

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I am an Editor Per-Reader and Writer. PM me if you want me to Edit and/or Pre-Read your story.

Creativity is always a leap of faith. You're faced with a blank page, blank easel, or an empty stage--Julia Cameron. Now let's see some PONIES!

Perpetually finding ways to pack a kayak into a sedan

A tired, borderline insane, worker.

Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?

Be Gay, Do Witchcraft.

Why hello there...

Hide your memes because I'm going to commit steally steally

Commissions currently OPEN

I have returned.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Fats writer, come here for the big blorps.

A history nut that writes horse fiction.

Voice actor and writer.

"Defend your clan, even with your life." - Warrior code, Warrior cats novel series. Also, if you don't like that I post Christian blogs, then please either do not subscribe/watch me or complain.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Tally ho! I understand my accounts name & appearance has seemingly little to do with My Little Pony, but understand that this is merely an account I use to read stories on, thanks for reading this!