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Colonel Jenna Cipher


Be Gay, Do Witchcraft.

I Am A

I Am Also A Proud Democratic Socialist

The Tragedy of Darth Jenna The Colonel

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Jenna the Colonel?

It's not a story /rSequelMemes would tell you. It's a /rPrequelMemes legend. Darth Jenna was a Dark Lord of the Prequels, so powerful and so autistic she could use the Memes to influence the normies to sperg. She had such a knowledge of the dank side that she could even keep the memes she cared about from dying. The dank side of the Memes is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be antisocial.

She became so powerful... the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power level which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately she taught her apprentice everything she knew, then her apprentice hacked her account as she slept. It's ironic: she could save other memes from death but not her own.

May
30th
2020

My Mom is Staying Here Right Now And Insists on Watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S · 8:53pm May 30th

I can hear it in the next room, and I'm remembering how much I despise it

Why the hell do so many people give this show a pass for it's cringy hateful bullshit?

Seriously, I'll never understand why this show hasn't fallen out of view like the dated trash it is.

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AMITY! BEST GIRL!

You shared a Meme I'll share a music video

Y'know, I think it'd only be fitting if I shared this with you

ECanterlot Invasion but it's Steamed Hams
Chrysalis with her crazy explainations, Twilight Sparkle's gonna need her medication, when she hears Chrysalis' lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight.
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