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Colonel Jenna Cipher

Lost my old account, had to make a new one. That said, I am your queen now, bring me your chocolate chip cookies.

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I Am Also A Proud Socialist

The Tragedy of Darth Jenna The Colonel

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Jenna the Colonel?

It's not a story /rSequelMemes would tell you. It's a /rPrequelMemes legend. Darth Jenna was a Dark Lord of the Prequels, so powerful and so autistic she could use the Memes to influence the normies to sperg. She had such a knowledge of the dank side that she could even keep the memes she cared about from dying. The dank side of the Memes is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be antisocial.

She became so powerful... the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power level which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately she taught her apprentice everything she knew, then her apprentice hacked her account as she slept. It's ironic: she could save other memes from death but not her own.


Sunset Shimmer is Best Human · 1:34am February 14th

Anyone who denies this scared truth shall be deemed a heretic and thrown out the nearest airlock.

All praise our Goddess, the Divine Bacon Horse!

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The Perfectly Sane Ranting's of A Mildly Annoyed Proud Ultra-Liberal Democratic Socialist

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Suddenly pineapples. Now wait, their cazadors, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

I have no chocolate chip cookies, but I bring you banana bread! Half eaten maybe, but it's still decent!

Wait what, I just missed your birthday? Well crap, now I feel slow.

A (very late) happy birthday to you, Admiral!

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