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Colonel Jenna Cipher


Hatsune Miku created Minecraft. P.S. Smug AppleDash Noises

I Am A

I Am Also A Proud Democratic Socialist

The Tragedy of Darth Jenna The Colonel

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Jenna the Colonel?

It's not a story /rSequelMemes would tell you. It's a /rPrequelMemes legend. Darth Jenna was a Dark Lord of the Prequels, so powerful and so autistic she could use the Memes to influence the normies to sperg. She had such a knowledge of the dank side that she could even keep the memes she cared about from dying. The dank side of the Memes is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be antisocial.

She became so powerful... the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power level which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately she taught her apprentice everything she knew, then her apprentice hacked her account as she slept. It's ironic: she could save other memes from death but not her own.

The Perfectly Sane Ranting's of A Mildly Annoyed Proud Ultra-Liberal Democratic Socialist


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Thanks for favoriting Midnight at the Crystal Library! It's still probably my own favorite on the site. :twilightblush:

Thank you for adding my story to your bookshelf!

Hey, we kind of started a meme-off in the group, and I wanted to know if you'd like to be the judge.

Fellow She-Ra fan..YAY!

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