Just a man trying to make the Ultimate Who story along with his pals. Feel free to PM me if you wanna say hi.

I like writing stories starring Sunset Shimmer and sometimes Adagio is there.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

i'm like, an artist ig

I might as well be the only Anti-Brony here. Anyway, I also like Star Wars :P. P.S. Tari is best Duck Nerd

I've run out of fucks to give

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

I'm Foals Errand's husband. A fanfic author with experience in anime and sci fi fics mostly. I'm now branching out.

WASTE

I'm still here! Just not here very often.

Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann

Blind Commentator, Actor, Voice Actor, Analyst/Reviewer, and Writer

Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things long ago, and we will do so again. Imotekh the Stormlord, Phaeron of the Sautekh Dynasty

Accounts pretty dead, I just use it to read the occasional fic now.

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Readying for the Polar Express

I’ll be back, eventually. Maybe. One day. I don’t know.

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

The Tomorrow King.

This baka writes and RP

Professional Shut-In, Armchair Orator, History Meme Fanatic, and Universal Annoyance. I argue about politics on the Internet to distract myself from the wreck that is my life.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Hello, there. Who me? You really think I have something interesting to say? Okay, but I'll have to warn you, things may get a little weird...

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

© MMXIX by Jesse Coffey Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Trixie Senpai FOREVER!!! Ship Trixie with anyone and you'll make your fic 500% cooler/awesome! Also remember to give the golden mares some love! Mayor Mare, Cherry Jubilee, and Harshwhinny!

I am Gnarl. Minion Master and devoted servant of darkness. Where the Light goes, Shadow follows... and Evil, always finds a way.

Working to better myself. Please consider supporting via my Ko-Fi link!

"A new world awaits for you... A new beginning... With infinite possibilities... Until all six are united as one..." - Death

DON'T DO STUPID

Always look on the bright side of life!

"I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day."- Vincent Van Gogh

Why does life always have to be so ironic?

Blah, blah, blah. Words and jokes and stuff.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Anime is Japan's revenge for Hiroshima

Starlight Pony is best glimmer

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

the most Despair and cringe worthy Account

Friends aren't people who don't piss you off. They're people who are worth forgiving over and over.

Heehee~

Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.