I'm not doing No Nut November. I'm over that. I did it once before and satisfied myself that I can; I see no need to do it again. That being said it can be good to save up for at least a few days. Sometimes I feel like I'm going to beat my dick right off. Anyway, I just busted a seven day load to Vinyl Scratch and fuck was that good.

Stay horny my friends

Man it feels good to get something posted. I oughta do that more often. Because while I haven't been writing much about horses fucking lately, I've sure been thinking about it.

But if I do start writing more, it will have to wait a week. Because I'm heading off to Everfree Northwest this weekend. Perhaps I'll see some of you fine degenerates there

Unicorns are way more into anal than other kinds of ponies. If you think about it, magic makes it a lot more casual. Just a few simple spells to clean everything out and lube up and they're off. It saves all the prep you'd have to do otherwise. Earth ponies and pegasi (with the exception of Coco Pommel) probably think they're all butt obsessed freaks.

I am sitting in a cafe with my laptop. It looks like I am doing real BusinessWork™, but actually I am writing gay horse smut. Heh heh heh.

I meant to post this a few days ago, but whatever.

We're two thirds of the way through November now. Congratulations to everyone still hanging on. I definitely had a few close calls where it was very hard to keep my hand out of my pants.

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We're a third of the way through now, how are you all holding up? I'm still on board so far. Though for me it's not so much about the challenge. I just like taking a break to really let the horny build up. That big nut after going without for a while is something else.

The incestuous paring of Zipp and Pipp should be called Shipp.

That is all.

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You didn't think I'd forgotten about this, did you? You didn't think I'd just let Anon graduate without screwing the whole mane 7, did you? Well if you did, prepare to be disappointed. If you didn't, enjoy.

I want in on that G5 bandwagon.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/490134/a-horny-issue

Let's fucking goooooo

I just remembered. I'll be honest, I haven't been in the clop writing mood for a while. This isn't a "Goodbye, I'm leaving" post or anything, I still have plans. God knows I'm not going to stop masturbating to cartoon horses anytime soon. But you can't blame me for having been distracted this last year, now can you?

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