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thathornypony


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Nov
25th
2023

NNN · 2:19am Nov 25th, 2023

I'm not doing No Nut November. I'm over that. I did it once before and satisfied myself that I can; I see no need to do it again. That being said it can be good to save up for at least a few days. Sometimes I feel like I'm going to beat my dick right off. Anyway, I just busted a seven day load to Vinyl Scratch and fuck was that good.

Stay horny my friends

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Aug
23rd
2022

New Story Time · 5:00am Aug 23rd, 2022

Man it feels good to get something posted. I oughta do that more often. Because while I haven't been writing much about horses fucking lately, I've sure been thinking about it.

But if I do start writing more, it will have to wait a week. Because I'm heading off to Everfree Northwest this weekend. Perhaps I'll see some of you fine degenerates there :pinkiehappy:

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Jun
14th
2022

Horny Headcanons · 3:50am Jun 14th, 2022

Unicorns are way more into anal than other kinds of ponies. If you think about it, magic makes it a lot more casual. Just a few simple spells to clean everything out and lube up and they're off. It saves all the prep you'd have to do otherwise. Earth ponies and pegasi (with the exception of Coco Pommel) probably think they're all butt obsessed freaks.

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Mar
24th
2022

Delightfully Devilish · 8:35pm Mar 24th, 2022

I am sitting in a cafe with my laptop. It looks like I am doing real BusinessWork™, but actually I am writing gay horse smut. Heh heh heh.

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Nov
22nd
2021

NNN Day 22 · 5:41pm Nov 22nd, 2021

I meant to post this a few days ago, but whatever.

We're two thirds of the way through November now. Congratulations to everyone still hanging on. I definitely had a few close calls where it was very hard to keep my hand out of my pants.

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Nov
11th
2021

NNN Day 10 · 1:11am Nov 11th, 2021

We're a third of the way through now, how are you all holding up? I'm still on board so far. Though for me it's not so much about the challenge. I just like taking a break to really let the horny build up. That big nut after going without for a while is something else.

Oct
20th
2021

A Proposal · 2:53pm Oct 20th, 2021

The incestuous paring of Zipp and Pipp should be called Shipp.

That is all.

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May
26th
2021

It Lives · 5:40pm May 26th, 2021

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You didn't think I'd forgotten about this, did you? You didn't think I'd just let Anon graduate without screwing the whole mane 7, did you? Well if you did, prepare to be disappointed. If you didn't, enjoy.

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Mar
3rd
2021

New Ponies, New Porn · 3:41pm Mar 3rd, 2021

I want in on that G5 bandwagon.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/490134/a-horny-issue

Let's fucking goooooo

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Jan
16th
2021

Oh Yeah, This Account Exists · 3:45am Jan 16th, 2021

I just remembered. I'll be honest, I haven't been in the clop writing mood for a while. This isn't a "Goodbye, I'm leaving" post or anything, I still have plans. God knows I'm not going to stop masturbating to cartoon horses anytime soon. But you can't blame me for having been distracted this last year, now can you?

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