Oh Yeah, This Account Exists · 3:45am Jan 16th, 2021
I just remembered. I'll be honest, I haven't been in the clop writing mood for a while. This isn't a "Goodbye, I'm leaving" post or anything, I still have plans. God knows I'm not going to stop masturbating to cartoon horses anytime soon. But you can't blame me for having been distracted this last year, now can you?
So, little bit of life advice for you here. If you're ever considering working retail during a pandemic, don't. I got a job as a bagger at a grocery store for a little while. Absolute, 100% bullshit. Don't do it. It sucks.
Also don't go to school either. Also bullshit. It was bullshit already, but more now. Online classes are a mixed bag. If the teacher actually gives a shit, it's okay, but it can also be an opportunity for the teacher to give even less of a shit than was possible before. Like, "Here's the book. Do the questions at the end of each chapter. Cya."
On the bright side, you don't have to wear pants, so that's nice. Not even memeing, you're lucky if I have underwear on these days. Though on the other hand, going to class with a buttplug in loses that special something when it's not in person. Meh, my point is, I could have just gone to community college for this shit.
Anyway, I still making plans, but at a minimum, I want to:
- Hit 50 stories
- Finish Now HIring
- Finish Need a Hand 2
So you can look forward to that. I'm making absolutely no promises on when though. See you around.
Also, I'm no longer taking commissions. I appreciate all of you who hired me, but spending all my time and energy writing other people's ideas instead of mine was not something I liked. I've got enough to do on my own.
Happy fapping. thathornypony out.
The Imperium of Man supports your decision. We salute you, you great content creator you
!
And what about a sequel to Culture Shock?
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That one was a commission so I won't be continuing it, I'm afraid. You did remind me that I meant to put writing a sequel to I Sucked a Mare on the list too. So there's that to look forward to.
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Wouldn't that be a threequel then?