After my last story, I hit an important mark in subscriber count, and you can see it up there in the screenshot. That's right, the big 6 9—the sex number. I'm sure you will all agree that this is worth commemorating.

Doesn't it just bring a tear to your eye?

Twilight's mom is the hottest milf of all time. That is all.

>tfw clop is so much easier to write than real fics

Seriously though, I can crank out 1000+ words of clop in one sitting, and take an hour to write one sentence of pretty much anything else. I don't like it.

In a absolutely, completely, %100 unrelated note, there will be a new "story" coming up soon. It's complete cancer, but then, if you're here for anything but the cheapest of smut, you're in the wrong place.

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That's a new one.

There actually is an explanation for this one. I came across a gif of a woman shoving a bar of ice cream up her ass, and she had multicolored hair, and, well, I was inspired.

Edit: if anyone wants to see what inspired this, it's here. Obviously NSFW.

Edit 2: Double checked the rules--nsfw links are disallowed like I first thought.

So I wrote a fic about it. Here it is:

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It's in the second person. I'm not really sure why. It just came out that way.

I just uploaded a new story.

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A while back, I got a request from superfun to write this. And here it is, just in time for Christmas.

I guess the point of this post is: I'm taking requests. If you have an idea for a clopfic you want to see, send it my way.

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So I noticed I've written a couple stories where Celestia has a secret love for cock (including some stuff that isn't published yet). I think it's a pretty hot idea, so I made a group for it. If you know of any more stories about Celestia loving the D, throw them on in there.

I have no idea why; it's not a very good story. It doesn't even have horses in it. If I wanted to see humans fucking, I'd go outside.

But whatever. I wrote that thing the same way I write all my fics: one hand on the keyboard, the other on my dick. And I certainly don't mind y'all stroking my ego along with me.

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