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"I'd stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean."

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Following directions from Princess Luna, Twilight and her friends go to the town of Ghostmane, to investigate a mysterious situation. On the night before Nightmare Night, no less.

Hopefully whatever they find won't be too dangerous.




This was an April Fools fic. You'll see why by the end.

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The mind is an odd thing, sometimes capable of changing a person's entire worldview with the shift of only a few key details. However, sometimes these shifts are far more widespread than they should be.

Celestia has noticed such a thing, and she is slightly worried. Thankfully, she has no shortage of old friends, and one of them offers a possible solution to her problems.

She's just left wondering one thing:

Who exactly are these "Phantom Thieves"?

Contains spoilers for Persona 5

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So it turns out ponies like to race cars around sometimes.

Except none of them know about drifting.

This will not stand.

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Everyone knows that making friends is hard. Keeping them long enough to defeat several evil villains bent on world domination, and a few ponies who are just jerks, with nothing but the sheer power of friendship and good feelings is even harder.

Wouldn't everything be easier if you just had a gun?

Let's find out.


Coverart and the concept as a whole is from that guy named tjpones, go look at his stuff.

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Bones and Therapist. Therapist and Bones. A pair of mystery-solving, fun having, commercial-making friends-slash-business-partners who have solved many a mystery in their freelance mystery solving company.

But sometimes, the biggest mysteries come from within.

Or at least from being teleported to a cartoon horse world.


Strap in, it's gonna get real spooky.





A crossover with Ricesnot's These Are the Mysteries series. I apologize greatly.

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For most people, any day where you killed dozens of mercenaries, learned your life was a lie, and lost your only friend in the world would be a bad day.

For Henry, that was all he knew.

Before he can think on that for too long, however, he finds himself ripped from one unfamiliar situation into yet another one, with no time to adapt. But at least no one wants him dead here.

Right?


Contains spoilers for Hardcore Henry

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"Hey, uh, Rick, what did you want me to, uh, write down here again?"

"Look, Morty, it's not that urp complicated, just, just write down a generic description of what we did."

"But Rick, we did a lot of things!"

"Then figurp it out, Morty. Christ, and here I thought you were getting at least a bit smarter. Just, write down something about, uh, 'Rick and Morty Get Stuff From Horse Land'. 'Morty and Rick and something something horse pun'. I dunno, something."

"I want to go back to the ponies..."

"Oh, I bet you would like that, huh, MMMorty? Go back to the girly dimension full of urp friendship and magic and all that. Look, just give it here, I'll, uh, just put it up as it is."


Now with coverart by some guy named Shadow Bolt

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ALERT: LEVEL █ CLEARANCE REQUIRED TO VIEW THESE FILES. UNAUTHORIZED VIEWING IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.

ENTER PASSWORD TO VIEW: **********

Access Granted.

The following is a chronological report of the acquisition, containment, and subsequent ██████ of SCP-7663. Be sure to read all gathered material thoroughly, in case of ███████████████████████████████████████████████████.

Experiment Length: ███████, 20██ to [DATA EXPUNGED]
Location: Site ██
Researchers: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Outcome: [DATA CORRUPT]

Note from Dr. R█████: "Hell, I know we get up to a lot of dirty business down here, but... Christ, this one takes the cake. Course, no one knew just what this would turn into, least of all ██████, the poor bastard. Whether you were assigned to read over this god-forsaken experiment, or if you just wanted to see what all the fuss was about, let me clear something up right now: SCP-7663 didn't deserve a [EXPLETIVE DELETED] thing we did to her. We didn't know that then, of course, but, well, hindsight's 20/20, right?"

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Sometimes, reality gets boring. Sometimes, those in charge of said realities get together and kill time by talking about their own personal universes.

Sometimes, odd situations are made regarding said universes.

And that's why, one day, four different villainous beings from various universes, along with a local villain, are brought together under one roof in the town of Ponyville, all watched over by the resident princess.

So, let's sit and watch what happens, shall we?


Now featuring coverart that took literally 2 years in mspaint to make.

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For Pinkie Pie, there is no such thing as "too much" fun. Her friends can attest to that.
So of course she's happy when she meets some new friends. Not only that, but two of them even say they can cook! Which is good, because they need to pay off a debt within moments of entering the building.

What could possibly go wrong?


WARNING: Contains Undertale spoilers

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