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"I'd stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean."

Apr
1st
2019

Psst · 8:04pm April 1st

I wrote something different, for once, please check it out:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/435767/when-the-night-ends



Please disregard what day it is that's pure coincidence

May
20th
2016

New Doom, and stuff regarding it · 7:02am May 20th, 2016

So, as you've most likely known for some time, the new Doom came out and was actually pretty damn good. I would know, having played through it myself. In fact, it was one of those good kinds of games that makes me want to write something about it.

Which is what brings me to make this post in the first place. I'll assume you know that I already have a Doom fic up (two, if you count that other collab one, but nothing's happening to that). It was my first fic on this site, in fact.

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May
8th
2016

Quick Status Update · 1:11am May 8th, 2016

First, let me say sorry for the lack of updates lately. Everything has been fighting for my attention in real life, so I barely had any time to write. And, on top of that, I've had to deal with finals coming up. Real life sucks.

That's not to say that I'm permanently MIA, though. However long it takes, I'll try to start with regular updates sometime soonish. Every story that I currently have running will get at least some sort of update.

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Feb
26th
2016

MegaWarm · 10:08pm Feb 26th, 2016

So Superhot came out yesterday, and I gotta say, it's a pretty damn fine game.

You all should go buy and play it. It's truly the most innovative shooter I've played in years.

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Feb
5th
2016

Regarding Recent events · 5:05am Feb 5th, 2016

(and by recent I mean literally five minutes ago as of this post)

So, you're probably wondering if I'm going to update any of my fics like the lazy fuck I am. Don't worry, after looking at what just happened, I can safely say there is a 95% chance that I will start updating regularly. Some of you no doubt know what I'm talking about, and can confirm my claim.

You have my promise on that.

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Jan
12th
2016

So, Payday · 7:34pm Jan 12th, 2016

You know, I kept playing Payday 2, even after the microtransaction bullshit, because I was thinking to myself, "Sure, Overkill are shit, but at least the game itself is still alright."

And then this happened.

I just...

Yeah, I'm fucking done. Payday is 100% dead to me, and I can only hope that Overkill goes out of business this year.

The Payday fic is still happening though so don't worry about that

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Jul
17th
2015

What I've spent some time doing · 2:17am Jul 17th, 2015

So, my friend came to me one day and said "hey you wanna help me write this thing" and I was like "no that's dumb" and he was like "come on it'll be fun" and I was like "fine" and then this happened.

I regret nothing.

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Apr
9th
2015

Quick heads up on what I'm doing · 8:11pm Apr 9th, 2015

First of all, no, I'm not dead.

Secondly, I'm currently working on two different projects. If you want to know what they are, hints for both of them are in the following image.

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Jul
25th
2014

A little announcement for an upcoming story · 9:09pm Jul 25th, 2014

"But The card holder," I hear you already commenting, "you still have like five stories you have yet to update!"
Eh.
Anyway, me and a friend (who is also on here, so you might've heard of him. Or not.) are going to collab together to write a fic. Naturally, it's yet another crossover.
What is it a crossover with, you might ask?


That's a secret.

I can say, though, that, assuming we both do our job, the end result will be quite wonderful.

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