This story is a sequel to A Story in %largenumber% Words

Don't worry, this guy actually listens to Smokey the Bear and doesn't start forest fires. However! The same can't be said for the people he sets on fire.

Anyways, please welcome the Pyro!

*Crickets*

*Guy coughing*

This story is a sequel to Bonk!™

Like I said, judging from the series, it should be painfully obvious who this story is about! It's about Mr. yeet yourself at the enemy with a meme spoon and become bugs bunny the script kiddy before smacking big fat Russian communists with a sho- meme spoon. Apologies.

The Soldier.

It's the Soldier.

Running day court is hard. Listening to Nobles bicker like children is even harder. As such, Every day after court, Celestia must find a way to calm down and relax, lest she go mad. She's found that the best way to do this is through Snuggly Wugglies.

Originally inspired by an NSFW pic and originally planned to be NSFW, I decided to make it SFW, and voila! Snuggly Wugglies!

"I'm a force a nature!"

"You keep tellin' yerself that, lad."

"What are you talkin' about, ya Cyclops?"

"Nothin', nothin'... Just how ya can't hit the side of a bloody barn with that weapon a yours!"

"Wha- can so!"

"Aye, believe whatcha want, lassie. No-one else will."

Inspired by TF2 vs Overwatch, a random ass chapter from yellowtail, and my adventures of whacking a pocketed heavy to death with a stock bat.

So, seventeen creatures, I recognize as humans appeared in the Everfree. From what I can understand, they soon ordered four to head off into the forest and gather wood, stone, and components. After a day of planning between four who stayed behind - who I will call the Clan Leaders - the four returned with literal metric tons of wood and stone, but no components.
They soon begin construction of what we now call the Ever Free Fortress, building a wall of stone topped with barbed wire to enclose the clearing for their own use, the only entrance and exit being the one gate pointed towards the end of a dirt path off the main road. 
After the placement of a border, the four leaders began construction of the main base, seemingly using magic infused blueprints that would construct what they called a twig base, which would be upgraded to stronger materials after the lower level frame of the building was placed and they needed to continue upward. 
They built a large base, topped with a cube-like rectangular floor, which seemed to be only for lookout.
As the leaders placed beds, furni, and storage areas inside the base, the eleven others began work in the courtyard, strangely planting small gardens of hemp plants, placing a few large furni close to the base, and lighting up the outside with campfires. 
This is where my writing ends, as I go and take the risk of a lifetime. 

Crossover with Rust, owned by Facepunch

In the future of our current Earth, a specially designed robot is sent into space through an Einstein-Rosen bridge, or wormhole. dropped just lightyears away from a planet with the proper conditions to support life. It carries the mission of detecting civilization, or at least its remains. What they find is much more than they hoped for, and could change their lives forever. If they could find the planet the robot's on, that is.

(Rewrite in progress! Yay! Hopefully with an actual plot in mind this time! Name'll change to 'Einstein Tesla Robot' when the rewritten chapter is put into place.)
Let's try to make... erm... Einstein popular in another universe, yes?

Tesla owned by Elon Musk
Google owned by Google LLC.
IExplorer is a reference to Internet Explorer (as you probably surmised), owner by Microsoft.

This is a short oneshot of the Squid Song being sung in Equestria, in front of thousands of creatures.

Squids are people too, aren't they?

I'm not Wilbur, just a fan of him and his song.
Minecraft tag for a few references within the story.

Sometimes time travel is possible. Sometimes it goes wrong. Sometimes a futuristic soldier goes on a killing spree to reach the time machine to get back home. It happens. What doesn't happen is time travel, into another fucking dimension, with a futuristic soldier, with a couple of enemies-- oh what am I kidding he's being followed by an army of *Spartan-like Civil Security hell-bent on his destruction, heavily armored and geared bird-like Falkok, and HUNDREDS OF ALIENS WITH GREEN LASER ROCKETS AND BIGASS RAIL GUNS.

That doesn't pair well with friendship. Or Non-Violence. Or anything to do with harmony. Maybe a certain filly can change his mind? Maybe convince him to try a different, nicer way? I dunno, read to find out!

Originally based on Plasma Burst 2 by Eric Gurt.
*Halo Spartans

Jane and Katria had just finished their mission. Suddenly, they find themselves in Equestria. In one body.