I want Zerg of the Land's story to actually follow a plot, but I'm too busy with Comedic Burst of Funniness, so Zerg's going on hiatus until further notice, but if any of you guys can think of a general plot for this story to follow (that preferably ends with them stopping a nuke from server wiping Equestria) I will be very grateful and take every idea into consideration. Thanks!

sorry for the inconsistency he has adhd lol

Yo. I should explain why chapters are so infrequent and random. Basically, ADHD. Every morning, I take my medicine. An hour later, I get some WaCkY story idea and start writing it. Then I start thinking of other things and start doing a bunch of other stuff. Then at some point, I decide to try recording a YouTube video of a video game, play it and clip literally every single moment, then end up playing until I go to sleep and get nothing done.

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So, I have ADHD.

Yeah, simple, I know, but if you know what ADHD is (or have it yourself (if you have it please DM me I need friends)), you know the struggle.

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Please gib crossover ideas for Comedic Burst of Funniness
I'm working on one rn but i need more please

Here's a fun little writing tip, one that's helped me write all my stuff.

Never look at the word count until you're for sure completed. If you do look before then, it'll probably influence you to write just to reach the 1,000 mark, and not to finish whatever scene you're trying to write.

Hope this helps!

If I were to add momentary actual rape into a chapter as part of a larger plot point, would that be fine?

If I were to work on a chapter for one of my sfw fics, which one would you like to see it from the most? Comedic Burst of Funniness, Zerg of the Land, or Elon Musk Tesla Robot?

Allllright!

So I public said I would write requests, right? Well, surprise surprise, I got four requests off the bat, so I thought, what the heck? Let's monetize this sumbitch!

So now, you gotta pay me to write something for you! (It's 1 dolla tho hella cheap) Just contact me on Discord (\o/#5964), and we can discuss the idea, what fetishes I will or won't write outside basic ones like creampies and somnophilia, pay me, and bam! We good!

Latest chapter proofread by grandma! Many mistakes fixed! Much better! Much wow! Read now!

Finally got Zerg of the Land to my editor, and holy shit, there were a lot of mistakes. But they're good now!