"I'm a force a nature!"

"You keep tellin' yerself that, lad."

"What are you talkin' about, ya Cyclops?"

"Nothin', nothin'... Just how ya can't hit the side of a bloody barn with that weapon a yours!"

"Wha- can so!"

"Aye, believe whatcha want, lassie. No-one else will."

Inspired by TF2 vs Overwatch, a random ass chapter from yellowtail, and my adventures of whacking a pocketed heavy to death with a stock bat.