At the dead of night, Warpig approached the entrance to Princess Luna’s spire. The Lunar Guards, recognizing him, opened the doors. He entered, climbing up the massive set of stairs before finally reaching the doors to Luna’s chambers.
*Knock knock knock*
“Just a moment!” The princess exclaimed, and after a bit, she opened the door, smiling at the man with her hair tied up.
“Welcome, my dear Warpig! I’m glad you could make it.” She opened the door fully, allowing him to enter. He noticed that she wasn’t wearing her royal regalia. She noticed that he noticed.
“Since this is a casual visit, I took the liberty of removing my regalia,” she informed him, closing the door behind him. “And to respect your traditions back home, I have covered myself up,” she added, doing a spin to show off her white T-shirt and galaxy pajama pants.
“You look nice,” he commented.
“I’m glad you think so,” she said with a smile, rubbing against him as she trotted past.
“Although I still don't get how human mares deal with clothes all the time,” she complained, raising a leg and pulling at the panties under her pants with her hoof. “I mean, it was enough of a hassle to pull them on, but these wretched panties get all up in my business and will not get out!" She sighed, giving up on her fruitless attempt and trotting to her bed, climbing on and laying across it the opposite way, smiling at him.
“So, how shall we start off this fateful night?”
“I have a few ideas," he said with a smirk.
The Princess and the human sat on the floor at the end of her bed, a blanket covering both of them as they watched a movie, Luna pressing up against Warpig as she magicly snacked on popcorn.
Suddenly, the scary movie made her scream and drop her popcorn, grabbing the human and hugging her tight.
As expected, her guards burst in, making her scream again as her head snapped to them. She rolled her eyes with a groan.
“We’re fine," she told them. “‘Twas merely taken by surprise by the movie, that's all."
After a moment of scanning the room, the guards were satisfied and returned to their posts, closing her doors.
“They're excellent guards, but surely after the fifth time busting down my doors, they would've seen the movie."
“Huzzah!” Luna slammed a green one onto the messy pile of cards. “I have reached Uno!"
“Have you?" He questioned with a smirk, pulling a card from his arsenal of twenty-one cards and placing it down.
“How many plus fours do you have?!" She exclaimed, drawing four cards.
“Two." He placed down another.
She looked down at it. Then up at him. Then back down. Then back at him. Then she pounced with a lightly warcry.
They giggled as they rolled on the floor, playfully grappling with each other.
Luna was absolutely railing Warpig at Super Pony Kart, one of her favorite games.
“You will never win!" She exclaimed, nearing the end of the final lap in first place.
Then suddenly a blue shell locked into her.
“Oh no."
2nd place. 3rd place. Red shell. 4th place. A random banana that wasn't there before. 5th place. 6th place. She panicked and drove off the map. 7th place.
8th place.
“Of course I get blue shelled," she grumbled as Warpig sat beside her with a smile in first.
“Well, rules are rules." She stood. “What goes first?"
“What do you mean?" He questioned.
“After a Super Pony Kart duel, the loser must shed one piece of clothing of the winner’s choice."
“Oh. Um… Take off those panties you hate then, I guess.”
“Oh thank Celestia," she said, dropping her pants and panties, stepping out of them, tossing her panties into her dirty clothes hamper, then redonning her pants.
“You have no idea how relieved I am.” She sat back down, now visibly more relaxed.
“Glad I could help."
“Guards! I require thine opinion!” Luna called.
Immediately, they opened the doors and entered.
“How does mine butt look?” She asked with a smirk, looking back at them with her pants pulled down and butt facing them.
Both of her guard’s blushed, but remained at attention. The Princess snickered, while Warpig burst out laughing.
“Well?” She pressed.
“I-It’s beautiful, your Highness,” one answered.
“Truly?” She asked.
“Truly, your Highness,” the same guard confirmed.
“Dismissed,” she giggled. They exited and shut the doors as she pulled her pants back up.
“Powerwash… Simulator?” She read with squinted eyes. “What is a ‘Powerwash’?”
“A power washer,” he corrected. “Basically a high pressure hose, and really satisfying in this game.”
“I’ll be the judge of that,” she murmured, starting on the van level.
A few hours later
Princess Luna was splayed back on her bed, head supported by multiple pillows as she held a Dualshock 4 in her magic, currently washing the Mars Rover after having beat the game. Warpig laid beside her, watching YouTube on his phone and nomming on a certified Apple Family Apple. He then heard a familiar ding he had heard thousands of times, then a sigh from the Princess as she stretched.
“Welp. That’s the game.” She stated.
“You can clear save data in the menu and start over,” he said without looking away from the Entropy: Zero 2 review on his phone. She looked at him. Then at the game. Then at him. Then at the game.
It was another few hours until they did something else.
“Before you go…" Luna said, Warpig’s hand stopping on the handle. He looked at her, and noticed her nervously rubbing her leg.
“I had such a great time with you tonight," she started. She got up, approaching him, before hesitantly placing a hoof on his leg, looking up and meeting his gaze. “Do you think you could sleep with me?”
“Are you scared because of that movie?” Warpig guessed.
“No!" She exclaimed with a deep blush. “...Maybe…"
“Well… I don't have any important stuff going on tomorrow…" he trailed off, watching her smile. “Only if you can explain to Celestia why I was absent.”
She nodded eagerly.
“Let's go cuddle under the sheets then, your highness.”
She squealed, rearing up and planting a kiss on his lips before backing up, dropping her pants.
“Uh…"
“Oh! I should tell you, I enjoy sleeping nude,” she smiled apologetically. “I hope you don't mind.”
“Ah. I don't mind." He approached the bed. She stepped out of her pants and began slipping her shirt off. However, she got stuck in it, wriggling to try and get out, before falling over with a yelp.
He chuckled, walking over and helping her out.
“Th-Thanks,” she said, before magicking her clothes into her hamper as both of them slipped into bed, snuggling with each other under the covers. She fell asleep quickly, and he soon after.