He enjoys flying but does not like flying planes. He lives the American dream, yet he is not fat. Who is he? Well, by the cover art, and the series this story is a part of, it should be obvious.
I may stand there with 22 ping, but know that my widowmaker is reloading shells, I'm listening to voice chat as if I'm not lagging, and I'm watching my ping get higher than the age of the universe