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Colonel Jenna Cipher


Be Gay, Do Witchcraft.

May
30th
2020

My Mom is Staying Here Right Now And Insists on Watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S · 8:53pm May 30th, 2020

I can hear it in the next room, and I'm remembering how much I despise it

Why the hell do so many people give this show a pass for it's cringy hateful bullshit?

Seriously, I'll never understand why this show hasn't fallen out of view like the dated trash it is.

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May
4th
2020

I Think I Need A Break... · 2:16pm May 4th, 2020

So, the past couple days have made it increasingly clear even the internet isn't safe from the increasing tension and division growing as a result of the coronavirus. People I thought I knew suddenly acting differently, people I mostly got along fine with, or at least didn't have any issue with, suddenly becoming barely tolerable.

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Dec
31st
2019

2019 Has Been A Year From Hell · 6:59pm Dec 31st, 2019

Fuck 2019. Fuck it with a rusty superheated fork impaled on a dried up cactus.

This has probably been the single most stressful and emotionally abusive hellhole of a year I have ever experienced.

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Dec
25th
2019

I Need To Vent · 11:50pm Dec 25th, 2019

And nobody at home in real life is willing to tolerate my anger right now, because they're equally angry, so this is pretty much the only place I can go. So a brief explanation of this whole sad story, around this time last year, my uncle and his family got into some big trouble, which they absolutely deserved every bit of horrific fallout from, and decided to evade the punishment they fucking deserved and hide out at my grandpa's place, and despite having very loudly and angrily claimed

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Mar
8th
2019

It's Not Just Youtube, Copyright In General Has Become An Overly Oppressive System Everywhere · 10:08pm Mar 8th, 2019

Well.

This is depressing.

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Feb
14th
2019

It's The Day Where We Post Valentines Day Memes · 8:05pm Feb 14th, 2019

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Nov
25th
2018

Save The Memes 2: Age Of Article 13 · 2:01am Nov 25th, 2018

Sep
12th
2018

#SaveTheMemes · 2:09am Sep 12th, 2018

This bill must not pass, the results could be nothing short of total devastation of the internet...

Please keep this discussion civil.

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Aug
16th
2018

My 10 Year Old Cousin is Staying With Me For The Night, And She Somehow Got Onto A Computer And Read One Of Those Stupid Horror Story 'Repost Or Die' Chain Posts On Someone's FF.Net Profile Page · 7:54am Aug 16th, 2018

I WAS about to go to sleep, but now I'm staying up trying to calm her down and get her to stop crying.

What do people who spread that bullshit get from it anyway?

Do they just get off on the idea some kid superstitious and gullible enough to think it's real might come across it and get scared half to death? Is that it? Do they just like terrorizing people?... Fucking assholes.

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