Howdy, I’m Burt.

I write for fun xX and rememger to smile :)

hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.

I don’t know what to put here

"Thou shalt not cum outside of Rainbow Dash's nether regions." 1st EmoandEdgy 3:15

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.

Blow me.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

"I left him a word. That word is 'nineteen'. If you say it to him, his mind will be opened. He will tell you what he saw."

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

Banned by request. See y'all around.

Keeping Christ out of Christmas since 1942

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

[7:34:17 PM] Something: Something happens at an intense pace.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

[shitposting loudly]

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Will I abide?

irresistible

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Silly Celestia, princesses are for kissing!

This is my fimfiction account. There are many like it, but this one is mine.