If I eat myself, will I disappear or grow twice my size? - Ouroboros

Everyone's favorite bookshelf!

The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I'm Autistic and suffer from ADHD & OCD, but I'm very high-functioning and capable of taking care of myself if I need to.

Just an adventure/mystery fanfiction-writing brony from the state of Vermont who hopes that you enjoy his work.

I'm the resident Hideaki Anno of FimFiction. I like to write whatever I think of. Sometimes good or sometimes s**t, I just love writing.

Loving husband and proud daddy of two girls

Pineapple Love. Beloved Mare. Follow me on Discord: Godfrog#4197 Support me on: My patreon https://ko-fi.com/nailah

Everything I say is satire and I cannot be held accountable for anything.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!

Youtube, reading, guitar playing, video games, a little bit of writing. Sounds about right.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

Your friendly neighborhood snuggle dragon (who just happens to be in Umbreon form at the moment)!

Just trying to think on what to write *shrugs*

I'm just a normal guy I like video games, Sonic, Transformers, and stuff. I had some ideas floating around in my head and decided to write them down

Long time Brony, Gamemaster and Gamer.

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Oh. Five years?

i used to be a really awful writer, and i probably still am, but i like to think i've at least learned enough to be a decent writer.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

There is nothing important here.

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Thanks for Coming In!

Dashite forever!

Forget not that I am a derp.

Hello! I am not an alien! I crave brains and nothing else!

You are going to LOVE ME!

No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by the force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Babylon Five

Hi! I'm Hazel and this little one with me is my buddy Hester. We're just a duo of misfits trying to find ways to fit in.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

You can't give up your laughter 'cause you're scared of a little pain; rainbows won't up the sky unless you let it rain. —Autumn Blaze

Just your average british lad. I write things for a living. It’s the strangest living you’ll ever find, second only to my inability to take myself off of the grid.

Casual Brony, childhood G-fan, and appreciator of the memes.

Cum historia, Mutat valde Razgriz, Revelat ipsum, Primum daemon scelestus est

"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

I have done nothing productive all day.

Computer Science major with not enough time on my hands

I used to be relevant!

'The last man on earth to think that 'phoetid' is still how we humans spell that.'

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

The worst type of person alive, a bank teller. (and also not a brony)