10 Facts About the Author

Favourite pony is Applejack.
Has a major sweet tooth.
Plays the guitar and ukulele.
Pokémon is his favourite game.
Loves mountain climbing.
In university, taking BSc Geography.
Advanced open water diver.
Good news, I've quit smoking.
Captain Morgan's Dark Rum <3
I'm done writing.

No matter the time or place, it's always fun when you're with friends.

From the Foreign Menu

Just Dodge! Lyra thinks Discord is an idiot for not thinking to dodge when the Elements of Harmony were about to strike him. Discord thinks this is the perfect opportunity for a game. by DannyJ 9,961 words · 2,037 · 25
Records of an Academy Disaster Spitfire is apparently the only thing standing between the Wonderbolt Academy and total chaos. Temporary Captain Fleetfoot is not Spitfire. by Fahrenheit 9,277 words · 548 · 5
Bullets of Fire Everyday life of the Wonderbolts. Things start to heat up when Spitfire trains for the deadliest stunt yet: Celestia's Bullet. by BlackWater 96,844 words · 39 · 2
The Corner of (Our) Eyes Ditzy Do's eyes aren't broken. There's nothing wrong with her. She's just watching something. Something in the corner of your eye. For Goddess's sake, don't look. by Daemon McRae 22,733 words · 1,889 · 24

Stories that makes me wish I could erase my memories just for the pleasure of reading it for the first time again.

Don't smoke! Trust me, it sucks.

Make sure to take a break. Staring at a screen too long can ruin your eyes.

Favourite Characters

Mane Six: Applejack
Cutie Mark Crusader: Scootaloo
Royalty: Princess Luna
Young Six: Silverstream
Background Mare: Derpy
Background Stallion: Doctor Whooves
Antagonist: Queen Chrysalis
Reformed Antagonist: Stygian
Non-Pony: Pharynx
Equestria Girl: Wallflower Blush

Sit down, grab yourself a cup of coffee, and have a read!

EStop and Nap
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
When Flash Sentry takes a break in one of the nap rooms, Tempest Shadow (Fizzlepop Berrytwist) discovers how much the pegasus truly care about her.
Shining Armor
Flash Sentry
Tempest Shadow
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 1.9k words · 31 3 · 366 views
EAnti-Cliché
Equestria Girls
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
It took Cadance four meetings to ask for Shining Armor's name and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Shining Armor one meeting to realise Cadance was very likely insane and four for him to decide that he was okay with it.
Alt. Universe
Shining Armor
Dean Cadance
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 4.8k words · 348 14 · 2.4k views
EMovie Night
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Slice of Life
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave Scootaloo an excuse to spend some quality time with her new neighbour, Luna.
Scootaloo
Vice-Principal Luna
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 3.4k words · 42 1 · 479 views
THey, Filly. Did You Use My Shampoo?
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Waking up in Sweetie Drops' house after a party, Pharynx sobers up in the shower.
Bon-Bon
Pharynx
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 2.2k words · 38 2 · 466 views
TBody Language
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Porn
During a boring meeting, Cadance entertained herself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between Luna and Pharynx.
Luna
Cadance
Pharynx
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 1.7k words · 37 6 · 1k views
EOdd Jobs
MLP: FiM
Doctor Who
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
The Doctor finds something to do while Derpy is asleep.
Derpy
Doctor Whooves
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 2k words · 29 0 · 431 views
EMultitasking
MLP: FiM
Doctor Who
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Typical stallion, can't multitask. Can he talk and listen at the same time? Derpy wants to know.
Derpy
Doctor Whooves
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 1.2k words · 65 1 · 585 views
EThe 4th Dimensional Tour Guide
MLP: FiM
Doctor Who
Comedy
Random
Sci-Fi
One day, over a plate of burgers, the Doctor and Derpy became very interesting to a lecture group of 4th dimensional beings.
Derpy
Doctor Whooves
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 3.1k words · 36 0 · 582 views
THey, Grumpy. Catch Me.
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Before she goes on a mission with Pharynx, Sweetie Drops (or Bon Bon) has to know if she can trust him. Hence, her test.
Bon-Bon
Pharynx
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 1.5k words · 72 2 · 864 views
THey, Sunshine. Help Me with This Crossword.
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
They were actually making progress in the conversation department. “Hey, sunshine, you’re a genius, aren’t you? Leading an army and all that. Help me with this crossword.”
Bon-Bon
Pharynx
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 2.5k words · 157 7 · 2.2k views
TBreak Down and Blossom
MLP: FiM
Dark
Sad
Tragedy
It was incredibly rare to find a pony so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to somepony like him for comfort. Love, Stygian realised, and everypony's selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Stygian
Pony of Shadows
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 7.3k words · 28 2 · 1k views
TThe Rear End or the Headlights?
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
In the staff-only smoking room of Canterlot High School, Celestia asks her co-worker, Discord, a question he would never expect to come out of the principal's mouth.
Profanity
Discord
Principal Celestia
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 1.1k words · 85 9 · 1.6k views
TTeaching Flash How to Shave
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
In the morning, Shining Armor helps our favourite orange pegasus shave his beard hours before an inspection drill.
Shining Armor
Flash Sentry
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 4.2k words · 26 2 · 493 views
EStop the Rain
MLP: FiM
Sad
Slice of Life
A unicorn, Tempest Shadow (Fizzlepop Berrytwist), finds herself in the rain during her stay in the Crystal Empire. A crystal guard, Flash Sentry, stumbles upon her. Their little interaction reveals a lot about the hornless unicorn.
Flash Sentry
Tempest Shadow
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 1.2k words · 143 6 · 2k views
TLet's Go to the Carnival
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Pharynx is forced by his brother to take Ocellus to a carnival. He discovers that the experience is unbearable. Will he make it through the day?
Profanity
Thorax
Pharynx
Ocellus
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 4.6k words · 129 8 · 3.1k views
EAt Least Until The Rain Stops
MLP: FiM
Sad
Slice of Life
Rarity had just come home after a month to find out how much Sweetie Belle have missed their mother.
Alt. Universe
Rarity
Sweetie Belle
GravityDefyingCoffeeMug · 1.5k words · 26 1 · 641 views