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GravityDefyingCoffeeMug


A hot drink made from the roasted and ground bean-like seeds of a tropical shrub.

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Total Words: 28,321
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Typical stallion, can't multitask. Can he talk and listen at the same time? Derpy wants to know.


Note: Got the inspiration for this story when I was having a chat with my flatmates. The lads and I agreed that we can barely multitask. 😅

Cover art is by askclockwisewhooves on Tumblr. Not sure though, I screenshot'd it from a .gif I found on Google Images.

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One day, over a plate of burgers, the Doctor and Derpy became very interesting to a lecture group of 4th dimensional beings.


Note: A bunch of nonsense I've come up with after looking at the picture used as the cover art. I don't even know which reincarnation the Doctor is in this story.

Cover art is by askclockwisewhooves on Tumblr. Not sure though, I found the picture on google images in the first place.

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This story is a sequel to Hey, Sunshine. Help Me with This Crossword.


Before she goes on a mission with Pharynx, Sweetie Drops (or Bon Bon) has to know if she can trust him. Hence, her test.


Note: I know I keep using the same damn picture for the cover art. There aren't really that many Pharynx and Bon Bon arts out there.

THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE STORY.

I refer to 'Bon-Bon' as 'Sweetie Drops' in this story because it felt right. Instead of 'Bon-Bon', the pony who works in Sweetie Drops Candies selling candies, she's 'Sweetie Drops', the special agent who works for the "super-secret anti-monster agency" as she refers it in Slice of Life.

Cover art by some guy called FanaticPanda on DeviantArt.

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They were actually making progress in the conversation department. “Hey, sunshine, you’re a genius, aren’t you? Leading an army and all that. Help me with this crossword.”


Note: I did not make up the name S.M.I.L.E. It is actually the name of the secret agency Sweetie Drops (Bon-Bon) mentioned being a part of in Season 5 Episode 9.

THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE STORY.

I refer to 'Bon-Bon' as 'Sweetie Drops' in this story because it felt right. Instead of 'Bon-Bon', the pony who works in Sweetie Drops Candies selling candies, she's 'Sweetie Drops', the special agent who works for the "super-secret anti-monster agency" as she refers it in Slice of Life.

Cover art by some guy called FanaticPanda on DeviantArt.

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It was incredibly rare to find a pony so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to somepony like him for comfort. Love, Stygian realised, and everypony’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.


Note: In this story, a little bit of darkness is still in Stygian, becoming some sort of a negative second personality that influences him.

Art by some dude called LavenderRain17 on DeviantArt.

This was written by me and a friend who reads novels in his spare time and have been writing stories far longer than me. Tom, if you see this, thank you so much.

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In the staff-only smoking room of Canterlot High School, Celestia asks her co-worker, Discord, a question he would never expect to come out of the principal's mouth.


Rated T for mature language.

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In the morning, Shining Armor helps our favourite orange pegasi shave his beard hours before an inspection drill.


Note: This takes place before Shining Armor and Princess Cadance married. Shining is still stationed in Canterlot.

Shining Armor and Flash Sentry have a close enough relationship in this story to talk informally to each other.

THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE STORY, just a close friends or family thing.

Cover Art (Temporary) by some guy on DeviantArt called Jacky-Bunny.

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A unicorn, Tempest Shadow (Fizzlepop Berrytwist), finds herself in the rain during her stay in the Crystal Empire. A crystal guard, Flash Sentry, stumbles upon her. Their little interaction reveals a lot about the hornless unicorn.


Note: No romance. Just classic friendship.

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Pharynx is forced by his brother to take Ocellus to a carnival. He discovers that the experience is unbearable. Will he make it through the day?


Rated T for Pharynx mild swearing.
Cover belongs to someone on DeviantArt called FanaticPanda.

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Rarity had just come home after a month to find out how much Sweetie Belle have missed their mother. What she saw hits her hard in the feels.


In this fic, Rarity and Sweetie Belle's mother, Cookie Crumbles, has already passed on.

First story I've ever wrote. Go easy on me.

Cover by some guy called D Tomoyo on DeviantArt.

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