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"The choices you make and the actions that follow are a reflection of who you are." Autistic, Atheist & Determined.

Favourite Quotes

"I will not part with a sssingle coin! Not one piece of it!"

- Smaug

"Power is everything!"

- Jin Kazama

"I don't know if you've ever let someone down, got your ass kicked or straight up failed, but those are the moments that define us. They push you further than you've ever thought possible, and force you to make choices... no matter what the cost."

- Cole Macgrath

"So, you offer your life in exchange for theirs?"
"Of course not. I offer yours!"

- Kain's reply to Exdeath

"Will you surrender the key, or must I take it?"
"Horseman, you already know the answer."

- Samael's reply to Death

"Alright. So, it goes like this; Who is-"
"About to take your head off!"

- Spawn's threat to a hired thug

"I do not desire a false salvation."

- Siegfried Schtauffen

"I have brought hell fire upon this world, for aims to purge the sins from these lands... But still the land remains un-charred and life continues to thrive... Still, I must do more than lament... To slumber upon the charred and blackened remains of this merciless realm. This is my wish and you shall be the fortunate one to grant it!

- Nobunaga Oda


- Masamune Date

"Restriction 666 released. Dimensional Interface Field Deployed. Blazblue! ACTIVATE!"

- Ragna the Bloodegde

"You're NEXT!"

- Goldberg

"First I'm gonna beat him up, and that's gonna shut him up, and then I'm gonna bust him up!"

- Undertaker

"It's a beautiful day outside... Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like these,
kids like you... Should be burning in hell.

- Sans

"Did somebody page the King of Awesome!?"

- Bowser

"This just got a whole lot more interesting."

- HellBoy

Top Favourite Character From Each Franchise I Love!



Sunset Shimmer

Matsunaga Hisahide

Ragna The Bloodedge

Simon Blackquill

Jessica Albert

Doctor Who

Heihachi Mishima


Spyro The Dragon

Tiny Tiger







Cole Macgrath


Oda Nobunaga



Latest Stories

Personal Goals!

1) - Complete at least 3 Multi Chapter Stories
2) - Complete a OC X Canon Multi Chapter Shipping Story
3) - Have a Story land in the Feature Box
4) - Have a follow from one of my Senpai's
5) - Have a story be good enough to get a dramatic reading - ✔
6) - Complete a Crossover Story with Umbreon as the Main Character
7) - Complete a Crossover Story with Ragna the Bloodedge as the Main Character
8) - Complete a Crossover Story with Heihachi Mishima as the Main Character
9) - Complete a Crossover Story with Death as the Main Character
10) - Complete a Story with Sombra as the Main Character
11) - Complete a Story with a Dragon OC as a Main Character/Villain
12) - Complete a Crossover Story with Matsunaga Hisahide as the Main Character
13) - Complete a Crossover Story with Mitsunari Ishida as the Main Character
14) - Complete an Undertale Crossover Story/ A Crossover with Sans as the Main Character
15) - Complete a Multi Chapter Story with Sunset Shimmer as the Main Character
16) - Complete a Crossover Story with Bowser as the Main Character
17) - Complete a Crossover Story with Mecha Sonic/Metallix (SMBZ) as the Main Character
18) - Complete a Crossover Story with Haxorus as the Main Character


Oh, what a day to receive news; · 3:13pm September 27th

My partners gone and sprained her ankle.

Which is the worst kind of timing for several reasons:
A) That takes 4-6 weeks to heal
B) Relatives are off on holiday and only her mother has enough free time to help out as it is
C) I can’t ask for time off to support her because my place is short staffed as it is.

This whole situation is just so...

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Can’t have either - got coeliac disease.

Night Owl


The first one.

Hey, buddy! How ya doin'? Got time for a random survey? If so, then splendid! Answer the follow questions below.

-On a hot dog or hamburger, do you prefer ketchup, mustard, or both?

-I don’t know anything about your personal life, but I assume you are always on a tight and exhausting schedule that leaves you feeling stressfully tired. With that in mind, how much would you be willing to pay for an extra hour of sleep in the morning?

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

-What is your favorite season? (As in winter, spring, summer, and autumn)

-Congratulations! It’s your birthday! Even if it isn’t, I’m still going to give you a present in the form of a giant mech suit! Which one would you like?

Death Egg Robot (Sonic the Hedgehog): Want a mech suit with a charming cartoony style? Then look no further than the Death Egg Robot. The Death Egg Robot is a large mech suit that comes with the ability to fly along with rotating drill-like claws that can be launched. Comes with the option for lasers and can take some punishment, though its ground speed is a bit slow.

Metal Face Mechon Suit (Xenoblade Chronicles): Want something really cool that will intimidate your enemies? A bit of a tight fit, but this mech suit has ultra smooth and precise controls, and is very powerful. The Metal Face Mechon Suit comes with strong and sharp claw hands, a powerful laser cannon, is capable of long distance flight, and is made of extremely strong and durable metal. Also comes with a cool voice.

Megazord (Power Rangers): Do you have friends and want something to do together with them? Then this is the mech suit for you. This Megazord is made of several different robots that is completely customizable with all sorts of looks, styles, and weapons. Not to mention it’s huge! Requires multiple people to operate, as well as effective teamwork, coordination, and communication.

Armored Personnel Unit (The Matrix): While it may not protect the person controlling the mech suit, this Armored Personnel Unit is perfect for those who are very gun-happy and favor smooth controls.

H-hey now, I didn't mean it like that! It's just that you look so pleased with yourself whenever you sa-
Wait, wha-

So, Justice-dono... You attempt to sully me with pitiful attempts at imitation?

*Readies myself to strike*

Then allow me to grant you despair!

*Slices my fingers aiming for you forehead and cleanly cuts one of your hairs*

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