The log crackles into life, the sound of interference fills the silence as a human voice speaks up

"If you're listening to this, then I'm already gone." a male's voice states, seeming slightly upset. "I have seen what Equestria has to offer and while my exploits here were great, all good things must come to an end."

the sound of rushed packing occur for several seconds

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Oh no.

Oh fuck no.

Knighty, baby.

Disabling ratings and comments... No.

So, after about two weeks, 100+ hours and a lot of fanservice, I've finished the Re;Birth trilogy of the Neptunia franchise. There's Victory 2 left and I'll get on that Soon^TM, but if I ever write that god-forsaken crossover fic, it will end there unless Victory 2 proves interesting enough.

Alright, down to the nitty gritty. Spoilers abound for Re:birth MK3, I ain't holding back. Go play it, it's fun. But like, play the first one or something first. We good? Awesome sauce.

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You may notice that Glimmer Fortress (Along with another trash pile of a fic that shall not be spoken of.) are now missing from my profile.

That's because I've decided to cancel Glimmer Fortress entirely. This is for several reasons.

1. It's a discount PWNY-verse story starring a largely OOC Starlight Glimmer along with Sunset Shimmer, I guess.

2. I had no idea what I was doing, considering how many plot holes the entire bloody thing had.

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Please leave a message after the nep.

In all seriousness, all of my productivity is dead because of this. And I'm not even done with the first, yet...

Please enjoy.

I got off my fat arse and cranked out another chapter of Glimmer in the Mirror!

Yes, I'm as consistent as custard, why did you ask.

I don't have anything planned. I just wanted to mark this occasion. Maybe now I could like... do stuff.

nah

Hi there. I'm a cactus. And this was a terrible Human in Equestria fanfic. 2 for 2, boys!

God help us all.

Meet Maxwell Eisenfaust. He's wacky, wild, perverted, and unpredictable.

Strange, seems to be a common trait with these human characters. Does that mean that he's thoroughly predictable?

He's also got the title of being the only human in Equestria.

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This entire post is a spoiler. Don't look on. Thanks.

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Butt spoiler disengaged!

So how about those Starlight Daddy Issues then? If there's not a fic on that already or in the next 3 days, expect one from me, because that idea is hilarious.

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