So I have a 5000 year ban from Derpibooru now.

Why? Probably because the moderators are numbskulls who took about 10 months to even notice that I was even "ban evading". Even then I had to tell them straight up that I was before they did anything, so they're really competent and all that.

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I don't have a good title. Anyhoo, stop deleting your stories when I rightfully shit on them, I want to argue with people in the comments and you deleting the story makes it impossible for me to verbally shit on people.

Though it does make me right, if you think about it...

Note: I did this because this fic pissed me off and I didn't want all this to go to waste as the author went on a deleting spree before. Enjoy my trashing!

Another note: Talked with the original author. They took it on the chin and the comment won't be deleted. However, I'm still keeping this here, because I want to archive my in depth verbal thrashings.

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Don't be an ass. Don't post unmarked fucking spoilers in the comments of fimfics, even if they take place after Season 9, that doesn't mean you get to be lazy. Yes, I am referring to The Day The Show Reset and the comments within. The fic gets a pass so far in terms of randomly spoiling shit, but I wouldn't read it if you're allergic to spoilers like I am.

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I've been stuck on writing Glimmer in the Mirror since finishing the second chapter. I cannot seem to progress at all with the damn thing, despite several attempts. So for now, TGiTM is being shelved for a hiatus while I finish up Glimmer Fortress.

I figure that between GlimFort, the last three one-shots I've made and TGiTM, I've put way too much on my plate and should focus on one project at a time.

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So... This fic died horribly. Bit of a shame, to be honest, but it's still doing better than my... early work..

Ah well, it was just something I wrote for the fun of it anyway. Took about 2 hours, so I'm not that upset about it. Just thought that Hearthstone based fics would be the next big thing. They weren't and as such, it didn't take off.

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Go home fimfic, you're fucking drunk.

Last fic got Featured? This one gets to the top of the site within hours of publishing.

I'll take it. Too bad I don't have any beer on me, because this would be a good time to celebrate!

Ah well.

Not being a hack is overrated anyway. That's all I have to say, have some music and enjoy yourself.

The strikethrough in my name was merely a stylistic choice that I regretted. Nothing to do with being banned!

... You got me, I did a bad and got bannered. Only for a day, though. Business as usual at Hclegend, where I put the "pro" in "procrastination"!

>mrw unbanned and free to shitpost again

Title. Honestly, I just wanted to throw their backhanded compliments of "Turning over a new leaf" in their face, but unfortunately I am no longer able to contact them.

That's fine, really. Sometimes you just have to accept that people don't want to talk and simply remove you from the equation entirely for daring to critique their trash Displaced story.

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