Derpibooru is awful and fantastic. · 6:46pm Apr 29th, 2018
So I have a 5000 year ban from Derpibooru now.
Why? Probably because the moderators are numbskulls who took about 10 months to even notice that I was even "ban evading". Even then I had to tell them straight up that I was before they did anything, so they're really competent and all that.
I mean, I never really gave a shit about the "community" anyway, since most of the posts on there are obvious flamebait from "Background Ponies" because someone decided that anonymity on an image board where you can post nearly anything would be a fantastic idea.
Oh and you can't complain about that because they have a rule against complaining about shitty posts. They expect you to do their jobs for them.
This along with their sheer refuse to be impartial at all leads to a lot of frustration.
So the lessons I've learned are:
1. Don't say anything bad unless you're trying to flamebait, because it leads to you being banned for complaining.
2. Don't bother trying to be nice, because you just get shunned by anons.
3. Don't even bother reporting rule breaking content, because what will happen is that you get banned instead.
4. Don't question anything. Don't even breathe wrong.
5. Do everything yourself. Moderators are there for the paycheck, not to be helpful.
6. Basic site features are a privilege, not a right.
7. Don't even think about making fun of an admin.
Oh and don't try to be reasonable and appeal your ban. That just leads to a longer ban.
So that means don't say mean things about me or I'll nuke your IP with a DDoS ya fucks.
By doing that, your computer would be nuked by Homer Simpson and the "Do Not Press" button.
And being more serious, that ban sucks.
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Eh.
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You've been banned!
You cannot post comments or update metadata (or do anything but read, really) until almost 5000 years from now
The reason given by the administrator who banned you is:
What goes around, comes around.