Thank you all so much! My first ever fic to enter the feature bar that's not through an update.

Plus Ultra!!!

And I am ecstatic.

I got featured.

For the first time.

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Excuse me, I think I need to lock myself in a bomb shelter for the explosion of happiness and joy that will soon erupt.

Let me sum this up for a bit...

-I reached 100+ followers yesterday.
-Posted a new story and it got popular.
-Obviously made a few people laugh there.

- But the biggest surprise to me was...this happened.

I can't believe it got featured. (Broken Image.)

Yeah. Thank you all so much.

I have no idea why; it's not a very good story. It doesn't even have horses in it. If I wanted to see humans fucking, I'd go outside.

But whatever. I wrote that thing the same way I write all my fics: one hand on the keyboard, the other on my dick. And I certainly don't mind y'all stroking my ego along with me.

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Just dropping it here so that I don't forget immediately. It's been a while, and it's important to celebrate the little things.
Was the last featured one Halls of the Changeling King? I think so.

Yay, wohoo, and so on.

Edit: The moment it gets featured, some little b*tch drops a downvote without any explanation. Assuming the usual "I want this written differently but I can't write anything" reason.

At this very moment, Super Secret Petting somehow got featured. Man, Fimfiction's standards must be dropping. XD

It's only a 1000 word-ish story as well.

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!

I got featured!
I am besides myself right now. I just... There are no words.

I am, chiefly, so very happy that my story has been so well received. To make the featured page is an honor. But I should probably give much of the credit to Pinkie Pie since she...

Well...

Wrecked my story?

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I honestly didn't expect it to be featured. I'm currently away from home and I'll try to reply to the comments of my story when I get back home.

I made this story mostly on a laptop. But I took the file onto my phone and used the local bar's Wi-Fi to upload it onto fimfiction.

Talk about hitting a walk off home run...

Thank you everyone who made this story a major hit. It now sets a new personal best for my place on the Mature Enabled Featured Box (2nd), Mature Disabled Featured Box (#1), Overall Heat Rating (#1), and Non-Mature Heat Rating (#1).

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Oh my God. Tale of Loki 2 is featured!

This might just be for today only but this is still a honor!

I'm in the box!

Well, that put me in a good mood. Smug self-satisfied time engaged!

Have a good one,

HapHazred

I typically go on a road trip with my family a couple times every year, and during that time, it often gets really boring. However, if I were able to download my entire read it later bookshelf, I highly doubt that I'd be less than entertained at any point of the trip.

Who agrees?

That's right, yet another chapter is up for "Tonight, We Hunt", and it just got featured again! Amazing!

Check out the tagged story, and see what kind of epic escapades our favorite ponies get into alongside Rengar, The Pridestalker!

It's only technically Featured with Mature off, but a win's a win, boys! PARTY!

Edit: Oh god it's actually Featured now.

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Didn't make it on the 16th

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Alright, I've spent hundreds of hours building this story, and I've wanted it to hit the featured box since I released it. It finally did today!

I got 3 favorites in the course of 20 minutes so I checked the front page. When I saw memoirs in the featured box it took a moment for me to realize what this meant. It's gaining ground!

Thanks to everyone who is following this story. I've put a lot of dedication into it and I'm super excited to know that you guys are enjoying it!

My second round in The Feature Box!

Only took me about two years to make it back there, that means in four years my next story will grace the spotlight again!

Serious note though, to all those who think my stuff is worth reading, Thank You.

Makes my busy and stressful days, alot more brighter.

For those that didn't catch it, Tender was in the featured list for over 12 hours.
Of all stories, I never expected it for this one.

Thank you everypony, you are awesome!