Thank you all so much! My first ever fic to enter the feature bar that's not through an update.

Plus Ultra!!!

And I am ecstatic.

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!

I got featured!
I am besides myself right now. I just... There are no words.

I am, chiefly, so very happy that my story has been so well received. To make the featured page is an honor. But I should probably give much of the credit to Pinkie Pie since she...

Well...

Wrecked my story?

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I honestly didn't expect it to be featured. I'm currently away from home and I'll try to reply to the comments of my story when I get back home.

I made this story mostly on a laptop. But I took the file onto my phone and used the local bar's Wi-Fi to upload it onto fimfiction.

Talk about hitting a walk off home run...

Thank you everyone who made this story a major hit. It now sets a new personal best for my place on the Mature Enabled Featured Box (2nd), Mature Disabled Featured Box (#1), Overall Heat Rating (#1), and Non-Mature Heat Rating (#1).

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Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

If it somehow gets featured on Equestria Daily, that would be four nickels.

Oh my God. Tale of Loki 2 is featured!

This might just be for today only but this is still a honor!

I'm in the box!

Well, that put me in a good mood. Smug self-satisfied time engaged!

Have a good one,

HapHazred

I typically go on a road trip with my family a couple times every year, and during that time, it often gets really boring. However, if I were able to download my entire read it later bookshelf, I highly doubt that I'd be less than entertained at any point of the trip.

Who agrees?

I got featured.

For the first time.

...

...

Excuse me, I think I need to lock myself in a bomb shelter for the explosion of happiness and joy that will soon erupt.

Let me sum this up for a bit...

-I reached 100+ followers yesterday.
-Posted a new story and it got popular.
-Obviously made a few people laugh there.

- But the biggest surprise to me was...this happened.

I can't believe it got featured. (Broken Image.)

Yeah. Thank you all so much.

I have no idea why; it's not a very good story. It doesn't even have horses in it. If I wanted to see humans fucking, I'd go outside.

But whatever. I wrote that thing the same way I write all my fics: one hand on the keyboard, the other on my dick. And I certainly don't mind y'all stroking my ego along with me.

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Just dropping it here so that I don't forget immediately. It's been a while, and it's important to celebrate the little things.
Was the last featured one Halls of the Changeling King? I think so.

Yay, wohoo, and so on.

Edit: The moment it gets featured, some little b*tch drops a downvote without any explanation. Assuming the usual "I want this written differently but I can't write anything" reason.

At this very moment, Super Secret Petting somehow got featured. Man, Fimfiction's standards must be dropping. XD

It's only a 1000 word-ish story as well.

For those that didn't catch it, Tender was in the featured list for over 12 hours.
Of all stories, I never expected it for this one.

Thank you everypony, you are awesome!

My first attempt at writing comedy got featured? Kewl! Thanks readers!

I got featured on the front page!

Never thought I'd be able to ever write anything worthy of that!

I feel as if I just got chosen by Mew-Mew!

Until now!

Tell you what, nothing says "Welcome back, Dude" more than taking a year-long hiatus, posting my first one-shot in over a year, and seeing it get featured in just three hours.

That's right, yet another chapter is up for "Tonight, We Hunt", and it just got featured again! Amazing!

Check out the tagged story, and see what kind of epic escapades our favorite ponies get into alongside Rengar, The Pridestalker!