Hello Everypony!
It just so happens to appear that you are reading this block glued to my user page.
Oh well, I guess I'll put something here.
Age: Old enough to read Mature Stories. I swear.
Gender: How dare you for attempting to identify my gender. I'll have you know that I identify strictly as an A-10 Warthog. Please respect my decision. I've had surgery to install a gatling gun in my mouth and my arms to become hardpoints to hold rockets and J-DAMs.
Intrests: Science Fiction, League of Legends, Pokemon, Ponies, Romance (guilty pleasure at times), Ponies, Great Stories, and did I mention Ponies?
Favorite catch-phrase:
"It appears your chances of survival are...less...than zero."
-Vel'koz
Favorite Pony: Rainbow Dash
Favorite League Champion: Vel'koz
Favorite Pokemon: Galvantula
What I have been doing: Sitting in front of my computer screen to write a story, type one sentence, get bored, quit, then play League of Legends. Rinse and repeat.
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no one knows who's jewing who now
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oy vey.
Anti-Semite detected
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kys
queer